“You don’t need no stinkin’ Martha Stewart” in 70 easy steps
Watch the clock and wait until the big hand touches the last minute. Tell your wife that you’ve been invited to a costume party that
Watch the clock and wait until the big hand touches the last minute. Tell your wife that you’ve been invited to a costume party that
I think I’ve mentioned before that I’m allergic to change. It doesn’t sit well with me. I like things that I can count on, stuff
Last week we went to Helena’s third grade Open House, not to be confused with curriculum night which was last month. Curriculum night is when
Helena? Helena, where are you? Are you outside? Helena, you need to come inside now. Helena! I mean it! Where are you? Are you out
When Nate and I were first getting to know each other and falling in love, we were on our best behavior. There was no belching,