I’ve eaten one entire mega box of Cheerios since Wednesday.
I’ve eaten almost an entire box of oatmeal since then as well.
I haven’t had red meat in almost a week.
Cheese either.
Or chocolate.
Or even a stinkin’ egg.
Lowering cholesterol sucks.
I leave you with a favorite of mine, because I’ll bet you my new, unopened box of Cheerios that I’m not the only one looking at the same scenarios around her house: Why don’t they just rip out my eyelashes one by one?
I won’t mind one bit if I lose this bet, if it means that the culprit who absconded with my new black Sharpie permanent marker is actually a box of mac’n cheese. And that said box of mac’n cheese is currently hiding out in my pantry right this minute, busily writing my name all over itself with said Sharpie.
I can only hope.
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You crack me up! I’m on a diet and it sucks. I just know, that both our boxes of mac and cheese are calling each other and giggling like school girls.
Good luck, that takes alot of will power! I can’t eat cereal and oatmeal (just cause I don’t like them). You are an inspiration!
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January 18, 2009 at 10:39 am
LOL! sigh…me too
I feel for you! I really do know how it is…..been there….still doing that! {{{{HUGS}}}
Feeling that pain, although I am trying to get my BP down. Wishing you luck! Have a great day.
Cece
Arghh! Good luck!
Well, at least they did just slap medication on you. GOOD LUCK! I hear a little DARK choclate is actually good for you….
Good for you! I could not go one day without cheese! Cheerios are good. Are you allowed to sprinkle them with cinnamon sugar or is that a no-no? Don’t need to answer!
I feel your pain. I am on antiboditics. I have to avoid certain foods too. {{hugs}}
I just want to drink more water. Why can’t I do that? I thought about making a check list. But, that would be a little too anal. I love cheese, could not give it up.
Good luck on staying on the restrictions to lower your cholesterol. I know you can DO IT!
I so feel your pain! I just got my lipid panel results back and I almost cried!! It’s really hard to work on this but I know I need to. It doesn’t help that my husband was munching on potato chips and french onion dip today right in front of me…jerk!
It takes some serious decipline to do what you’re doing, good luck!!!
Thank you so much for supporting my big day past Wednesday – It meant a lot to me:)
Stay in touch!
Try adding those dried berry thingys to your Cheerios. We do. They’re good, sweet and healthy too.