A multiple choice quickie …

by Creative Junkie on February 18, 2009

scratched-pfaltzgraff-plate

The above image is a photo of which of the following:

  1. Reasonable suspicion that Jack the Ripper is alive and well and practicing on my Pfaltzgraff
  2. Nate’s last meal
  3. Defense Exhibit #1 in State of New York vs. Woman Driven Completely Batshit Insane by Husband Who Insists on Cutting Spaghetti With the Ferocious Intensity of a Rabid Beaver
  4. All of the above

Answer:  (4) All of the above.

Thanks for playing, everyone!

Tune in next time to see the same defendant spontaneously combust when her husband insists on proving his point by shouting “Boom!” at the end of every sentence, on the next edition of STOP IT, STOP IT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD , STOP IT BEFORE I GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH A FORK.

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101
Andrea February 19, 2009 at 12:24 am

Congrats on being featured at SITS.

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Lisa February 19, 2009 at 1:18 am

good stuff, maynard….love your style!

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laura February 19, 2009 at 1:24 am

I would like a prize for being your 100th comment on your SITS day!

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karen L February 19, 2009 at 2:20 am

Oh boy, I’ve been reading through your posts here and have finally settled down enough to actually write a comment. I’ve bookmarked your blog for those moments when I need a real good laugh! Thanks for making my evening such a fun one!

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Muse Swings February 19, 2009 at 4:40 am

Congratulations and happy SITS say!

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SuZ February 19, 2009 at 8:34 am

Congrats on being saucy!!!

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Carla February 19, 2009 at 9:13 am

Hey funny lady! Happy Sits day!!! (there now, doesn’t that make it all better?;)

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Tracy February 19, 2009 at 9:30 am

I LOVE this! The horrors we put up with!! I wish I could take a picture that could show how my kids throw the laundry I just spent days washing and folding into the hamper with their smelly socks because they couldn’t bother to put them away…but I have no idea how to create scratch n’ sniff jpeg, so I guess I’m SOL! DO you have a couple of extra forks for me to gouge MY eyes out with? Another annoying habit around here is the way they bring my silverware into the car or their rooms or the 4th dimension, but never get them back to the drawer, so I’m kinda low these days :(
Funny stuff! Keep writing! :)

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Tess February 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm

What the heck is SITS day? I want one!! Your story is funny!

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Kaylee February 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm

Congrats on being featured!

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Stacey~ComfyMom February 19, 2009 at 1:58 pm

See, this is why we can’t have nice china.

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Mindy February 19, 2009 at 9:05 pm

Good thing he is so cute! lol

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jill February 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm

Hello… congrats on being featured today! Wow it took me forever to schroll down! Way to go!

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Jenni Jiggety February 20, 2009 at 12:25 pm

I have those same dishes!

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Arlice Nichole February 24, 2009 at 10:15 pm

That’s a plate?

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