Dove chocolate eggs are God’s apology for broccoli

by Creative Junkie on April 12, 2009

It’s Easter morning in our house and by the time you read this, there’s a 99.9% chance that:

  • I am in a chocolate induced stupor right now.
  • Helena is only visible by her feet protruding from the dryer as she scours every centimeter of the laundry room in hopes that she missed a rogue chocolate egg or jelly bean.
  • Zoe is hogging the bathroom.
  • Helena is yelling from inside the dryer that she can’t take a shower because someone is totally hogging the bathroom.
  • Zoe is telling someone to get a life.
  • Someone else is snoring on the couch.
  • I am not someone else.

To those of you who believe that Jesus was resurrected today, I say Happy Easter! And while I do think that Jesus is all that and a bag of chips, I don’t think he has cornered the market on the whole resurrection from the dead thing. I have only to look at myself in the mirror on any given weekday morning as proof.

To those of you who do not believe that anyone has or ever will be resurrected from the dead, I say Happy Sunday! And stay away from my bathroom mirror lest you compromise your faith or lack thereof.

And now, I’m going to sit right here and pop a few more Dove chocolate eggs and enjoy my diabetic coma for awhile, before I have to go make some reasonable facsimile of potatoes au gratin.

Enjoy your day and I’ll see you soon!

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SBA April 12, 2009 at 7:14 am

Happy Easter! Enjoy the chocolate.

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Heather @ nobody but yourself
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April 12, 2009 at 7:22 am

Happy Easter!! For our house, it is the mini-Cadbury Creme Eggs that the EB was kind enough to leave in Kiddo’s basket that I plan on ODing upon this morning……

*urp*

:D

Lunch this week? I know I said that last week, but I think I *actually* have time in my schedule this week….!

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Kelly April 12, 2009 at 8:04 am

I [heart] Potatoes Au Gratin…an Easter classic.
I’m Atkins, so they’re a no-no, of course.
I’m having broccoli, thankyouverymuch. =)
Happy Easter!

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amy April 12, 2009 at 9:23 am

happy easter to you, too! enjoy your treats.

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farfalla April 12, 2009 at 9:38 am

WoooW! You have a unique style to describe your view of the things. I am inspired. I come with pleasure again past… and hope for new reports:-) Happy Easter :-)

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Dee April 12, 2009 at 9:56 am

I tell my kids they can take a vitamin every day and avoid broccoli, since I HATE it and I don’t want it in my house!

I let them have cake for breakfast on holidays and I had chocolate bunny ears today! Yes, just a typical Easter at my house! LOL

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Mary April 12, 2009 at 10:10 am

LOL, your a riot, love your sense of humor

Happy Easter and enjoy enjoy the chocolates.

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meanmomdigitalproductions April 12, 2009 at 10:14 am

happy easter

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Jan Connair (Magpie) April 12, 2009 at 11:34 am

Happy Easter. Hope there was an insulin syringe in your basket. Sounds like you are gonna need it.

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Grannie April 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Easter Bunny will not truly exist for me until tomorrow . . . I’m so jealous!

If you wanna know why, see MY blog today!

the easter bunny hates me

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Shell April 12, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Happy Easter – enjoy that chocolate! (and while I do LOOOOVE me some chocolate, I have to say that broccoli comes in as my second favorite food, lol)

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bindersbee April 12, 2009 at 5:12 pm

Happy Easter to you too! And I am so with you on that chocolate thing, though Cadbury Mini-eggs are my vice of choice.

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Alli April 12, 2009 at 7:12 pm

I have 3kg of chocolate eggs looking for a home.. where would you like me to send them.. they aren’t dove but they are cadbury… I really really don’t want/need them here to tempt me :)

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Suz April 13, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Love Doves milk chocolate! Hope you had a wonderful Easter

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