After my last giveaway, I think I posted something along the lines of feeling so unbelievably fortunate to have such wonderful readers? That you guys are the best readers alive? That I wanted to adopt all of you but couldn’t because my youngest was being ornery about sharing her room? I think I was probably highly emotional and hormonal and peppered my post with more than a few I LOVE YOU, MAN’s, if I recall correctly.
Well, I feel the same way today, to the tenth power.
Seriously, you guys so rocked the glorious thing. From finding clothes on sale that fit, to swimming with dolphins, to getting some brand new hair color, to a simple kiss, to having children hug the stuffing out of you, to paying off bills, to having your significant other tell you you’re beautiful, … to all sorts of wonderful things. It was overwhelming.
I LOVE YOU, MAN.
And so does Princess Lasertron.
Let’s see who random.org loves, shall we?
There were 437 entries as of 5:00 p.m., eastern time yesterday. By the way, those of you familiar with my giveaways and my cranky WordPress clock that persisted in screwing up eastern standard time regardless of how many times I yelled at it? You’ll be glad to know that it’s fixed now. It reflects the correct time and is no longer pitching a hissy and being contrary and therefore, I no longer suspect it came out of my womb when I wasn’t looking.
I asked random.org to spit out a random number between 1 and 437 inclusive and here’s what it spat:
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And the corresponding comment and winner is:
Congratulations Audrey! Contact me at admin@thecreativejunkie.com to claim your prize!
And if you need any help with creating your flowers, I’ll run right over there, OK? Or better yet, pick me up in your ambulance! How much fun would that be? Will you let me play with the siren? As for the flowers, I might have to bring them home with me and study them. It might take a few months. I’m very thorough.
Thanks to everyone for participating and making this one so much fun! I’ll be hosting another giveaway soon so go forth and don on some socks because I can’t knock them off if you’re not wearing them, can I?
I leave you with something that I could have dubbed Porn for Women except that Nate kept his clothes on.
I still got all hot and bothered anyway.
Happy Monday, everyone!
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Congrats to the winner!
Twitter: barbhogan
August 10, 2009 at 9:22 am
Awesome! Congrats to the winner, and there’s nothing like a little Happy Housework Porn to start the week!
a man with a vacuumcleaner….Hawt as hell!!
Congrats audrey!!
Porn w/o skin…ugh…no big deal. I wish my DH would jump in the next few days and help clean!
I have project photos, pub ad inspirations, and much more you may want to comment on.
Twitter: Janmary3
August 10, 2009 at 10:15 am
I think you need to get out more! (nuff said!)
I’m so freaking excited!!! Last week was h3ll!!! Last Monday I had to pull up my kitchen floor because of a water leak, then my car went all catty whompus and the kids were in rare form (full moon anyone?!). I’m so tickled! Can’t wait for it to arrive!
Thanks Andrea and Megan!! Awesome giveaway!
I do hope you don’t mind me saying… but your husband is HOT! Work that vacuum Nate!
Send Nate over, will ya?
Congratulations, Audrey! On school and the giveaway!
Love the photo! My mother used to threaten to hire a maid and get Dad to do a lot of vacuuming and housework that way!
I think seeing any man clean is sexy!
Congrats to the winner!!!
Congrats to Audrey and good luck with paramedic school!
Thanks for posting that hot pic of Nate!
Congrats Audrey! I won a little box of goodies from Princess Lasertron once and even the packaging was darling! You’re going to have fun!
Thanks for the housework porn!
Love the porn! Congrats to the winner!
Twitter: sixfeetunder
August 11, 2009 at 10:11 am
congrats to the winner! Ive got to stop being so busy to enter your contests!
Twitter: Gaither
August 11, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Okay, wait a minute….does he actually turn the sofa over so he can vacuum under it??!! First of all I’m just impressed that he actually does the vacuuming….secondly, I’m impressed that he even thought to lift up the sofa. My husband never does either.
And will my house be that clean when my kids are teens?? That room looks spotless…but I’ll bet the kids’ rooms are a mess. There has to be some kind of catch!
Congrats to Audrey for winning!
Congrats Audrey (even though I’m secretly bummed I didn’t win). At least the porn was a nice consolation prize!
Twitter: MissusSmith
August 12, 2009 at 7:43 am
Oh for REAL? Do you see this? First the random.org gods ignore me utterly when I am Commenter the First on your last giveaway, and *then* they pick the person JUST BEFORE ME for this one?
I cajoled. I pleaded. I even BRIBED them this time around.
Clearly, the contents of the cushions of my couch were not nearly as pleasing to them as I’d hoped.
I don’t know why they’re do dang picky, there was about 37 cents mixed in with stale goldfish crackers, the odd lego and a generous handful of glitter.
Sheesh.
Congrats, Audrey. I’m going to go console myself with another glorious donut. Cinnamon streusel. AKA the reason for the existence of at least two of my chins.
Twitter: MissusSmith
August 12, 2009 at 7:46 am
yep, me again. Nope, didn’t proofread. That *should* read “SO dang picky” not “DO dang picky” for the love of Pete.
I don’t know who Pete is, but I give him lots and lots of love.
I am still panting from the porn! It’s a positively orgasmic site!