Just thought I’d clarify that for anyone wondering why I thought it necessary to dedicate an entire day to celebrating hooha hygiene. As for that big collective WHEW I just heard out there in cyberspace? You’re welcome!
This is Happy SITS Day, not to be confused with Happy SITZ Day, which I don’t think has been invented yet. At least, I hope not. Because otherwise? Someone’s got way too much time on their hands and needs a hobby.
SITS is an acronym for Secret is in the Sauce, a site I’ve belonged to for over 1½ years and through which I’ve found many wonderful blogs. Today’s my day to be featured! Which just goes to prove that if you pester someone long enough, they will eventually get so sick of you that they will agree to anything just to shut you up.
Kidding!
But only as it pertains to SITS. Hear that, Anderson Cooper?
Hi SITS visitors! I tried to choose three posts that give you a good insight as to how my brain works and lucky for you, I decided not to pick from my extensive collection of MY BLADDER SUCKS posts or I NAME MY COLD SORES BECAUSE THEY’RE BIG AND I’M WEIRD posts because I didn’t want to send you running and screaming for your mama right off the bat. But if you ever want to read about my neon orange pee that can be seen from space or about hideous Bernice who copped a squat on my lip and who, coincidentally, could also be seen from space, just let me know and I’ll hook you up. In the meantime, here you go:
- She’ll never listen to Don’t Worry, Be Happy the same way again
- Bovines have mad cow. Humans have stupid.
- Karl Malden may have left us but the streets of San Francisco are alive and well
I’ve got an extra one for those of you who don’t mind a little colorful language and some fashion commentary: Dear stupid people everywhere, especially in parking lots.
Oh, OK. FINE. For those of you who really want to be grossed out, meet Bernice and her kin. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
To all you mamas out there whose offspring are uncharacteristically crying out for you at this very moment … they made me do it.
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Happy SITS Day!
Love your “Dear stupid people everywhere, especially in parking lots” post…i will be back in the future for more laughs!
I’m off to read your more colorful post. Enjoy the spotlight!
I am totally reading the “Dear Stupid People” post first! Happy SITS day!
happy sits day to you. and congrats!
also. i would totally go for a sitz day. don’t judge. i found the warm water to be quite soothing, thank you very much.
Happy SITS day to you! I hope you enjoy your day. Love your blog!
OMGOSH…girl..you are just to dang cute and FUNNY!!!!! Congrats
on being the FB on SITS and I so do not believe that you had to
keep at them to be it either….where have you been all my blogging
life…you so rock!!!! Now please excuse me…I have more laughing I
mean reading to do.
Hugs,
Regi
You are freakin Hi larious!! happy sits day
The Ladies over at SITS did say you were funny, and boy were they Right!
I am so glad you got featured and cant wait to read more of your blog!
Happy SITS DAY!
So glad to have found your blog. Can’t wait to read some more.
Stopping by from SITS.
Hello from Utah! Stopping by from SITS …even though I visit often
Happy SITS day!
Congrats on your day! Cant wait to check out your posts!
Whaaaaatttt??!! I didn’t do roll call today so I totally missed that you were the FB today!!!! I hope you enjoy your day…I know everyone will love your blog as much as I do!!
SITZ day! I bet we all can relate at a certain time of the month huh? It’s SITZ day- go grab your mask and chocolate – and no men will get hurt. HA.
Congrats on your SITS Day!
You deserve it, spread the humor!
I love it!
Hey lady!! Hi from SITS and may I say…CONGRATS especially after 1.5 years of loyalty, you deserve it! Your writing is hilarious…love the colorful stuff! The stupid people article had me screaming with laughter…oh man, I can relate more than I can express! So glad I’ve stumbled upon you…wish you lots of success with your site in 2010!!
Happy SITS (or sitz, if you prefer) Day!!! Love your posts, nice to know I’m not the only one who yells out obscenities at people in parking lots. They do it to themselves, really. Hope you have a great day!
You made me laugh. I love your attitude. Glad I found you! Visiting from Sits!
LOL! Great blog you have here! I’m off to read more of your posts!
Btw, congrats on your SITS day! Enjoy!
happy SITS day to you! i love your button and header designs. i’m looking for something similar for my own blog. LOVE them.
also, you are one funny momma. that parking lot story is priceless.
Happy SITS day!
Off I go – I’m still on holiday! But I’ll be back!
lol Happy SITS day!!!
Happy SITSday! Will definitely read “Dear stupid people everywhere…” post first
I’m loving this blog!
Happy SITS day, btw.
My favorite post is the ‘happy’ one. I love grossing my teenagers out with the news that their dad and I still get ‘happy’ frequently.
Twitter: kishafloren
December 29, 2009 at 1:18 am
Hi. I love you already. Great design, and even better writing.
Happy SITS Day, you deserve it!
Kisha
You are already cracking me up and I haven’t read your three posts yet! You are too funny! I could have SWORN I’ve been here before but I’m not sure, the name is so familiar!
Have you been waiting long for this day? Well CONGRATS, it’s here!! Woohoo!
Your intro post is cracking me up. Off to check out more!
I’m visiting from SITS but have never heard of SITZ… maybe not somethimg we have in England!
Happy SITS Day!
Happy Sits Day! Now I’m off to read your Posts!
Congratulations on your FB day!!!
I first found you on SITS and have been following your hilarity ever since…
LMAO…freakin’ hilarious!! Happy SITS Day – Enjoy!
Your writing is just fantastic. I just stopped by to take a look and I ended up reading four of your post. I couldnt help my self. I was so drawn in my how creative and just plain funny you are. Thanks for the laugh! Your great!
visiting from SITS
Twitter: janmary3
December 29, 2009 at 2:24 am
Love you and love SITS – a perfect combination!
Congrats and enjoy the well deserved fame and recognition
Happy Sits Day! I’m off to read your other posts…l just love how you prep everyone for “colorful” language. You can never be too careful with the holy.
HAPPY SITS DAY TO YOU! YOUR POSTS ARE HYSTERICAL–I ALMOST HAD TO GO CHANGE MY PANTS! AS FOR THE COLD SORES FROM HELL, HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING ACIDOPHILUS? I GET CANKER SORES, AND IT HAS HELPED TREMENDOUSLY! YOU CAN GET IT AT A HEALTH FOOD STORE (OR EVEN AT WALMART, I THINK). OTHER HELPFUL SUPPLEMENTS ARE L-LYSINE AND GARLIC. HAPPY HEALING!
Congrats on your SITS Day! This is my first time visiting your blog, but I already love it. Looking forward to reading more!
-Aimee
Happy SITS Day!!! Love your blog. I’ll definitely be back!
Happy SITS Day! Never thought about the sitz baths but lol that’s pretty funny! Those sitz baths come in handy on the rare times when one needs one.
It’s your big day!WOO HOO! Congrats, enjoy and all of that good stuff. I’m off to look around!
so great to see you as the featured blogger! Enjoy your SITS Day!
Hi, pleased to meet you all the way from Australia!
Congrats on your sits day!!!!!!
I don’t think I can venture past the opening post. I am already laughing too hard! You’re going to make me wake the kids! Congrats!!
Happy SITS Day! Wishing you a new year filled with happiness too! C
Congrats on your SITS day! Your blog is freakin hilarious!!! Just your opening almost made me spew my coffee all over the place. I am off to read more. Bask in the glory…you deserve it!
Happy SITS feature day! Don’t you feel all clean? Love your blog. Found you about a week ago and have been reading daily since (catching up and all).
Congrats Andy!!
Haha, Dear Stupid People is wonderful! What a lovely blog you have. I love how you have your blogroll buttons on the bottom part of your page, that’s so different! Happy SITS Day to you!
Just stopping by to say happy SITS day!!
Congrats on the feature! Enjoy your day, can’t wait to read your favorites.
Jennifer
Happy SITS Day!!
Congrats on your SITS day! Look forward to reading these posts! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas!
I used to work in a nursing home and always thought about the SITZ reference… glad I’m not the only one!!! Congrats!
Happy SITS day!
Hope you have a wonderful SITS Day and enjoy all the comments and love!!
Enjoy your day!
Enjoy your FB day!
You’re a hoot! Happy SITS day!
Bwhahahaha! You crack me up and I love your posts! Especially the “happy” and “stupid people ones”! Have a fantastic SITS day!
Holy Mackeral!! I just found your blog for the first time yesterday and lookie….today you are SITS FB! Congratulations, enjoy the attention. So glad to have met you.
Love your humor! Happy SITS Day!
Happy SITS day. Your titles are so catchy I may have to read them all!
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Funny girl. I’m so glad you clarified the SITS SITZ thing cuz, frankly I was a bit worried I had stumbled into some weird cult site. But lo and behold, just a funny woman! Thanks for the laugh. Off to read some of your other posts. Glad you got picked!
Happy SITS day to you. Happy SITS day to you! Happy SITS day Creative Junkie, Happy SITS day to you! And manyyyy mooorrrrre!
Happy SITS day! I am glad that your blog was featured. I think that your sense of humor and I will get along JUST FINE!
Off to start a campaign to start a “Happy Sitz Day.” Oh, wait, not enough time, and I have hobbies already. Oh, well.
Good Morning and congratulations on your saucy day in the SITS sun! I’m off to check
out your posts.
Have a great day!
Twitter: MissusSmith
December 29, 2009 at 8:29 am
WOO and HOO! So glad you’re the FB on SITS – I can’t believe they hadn’t featured you before!
Just don’t go getting a swelled head over the insane number of new CJ devotees you’re doubtless going to acquire now, because swelled heads don’t fit very well in those booths at Panera.
Enjoy the spotlight today and don’t get any hemorrhoids from being chained to your computer desk reading the comments that will be flooding in all day, because as you’ve pointed out, freakish Andy health things tend to be visible from outer space and that would just be one giant case of OUCH (and also not fit well into a booth at Panera).
Speaking of which – lunch next week once the darlings are back at school?
Stopping by from SITS to say hi!
Happy SITS Day! I like you already and I haven’t even read the chosen posts!
Hi from Virginia!
Happy SITS Day. You DO have a great profile picture. 
Happy SITS Day! Your stuff is hilarious! I love it!
Happy SITS day!! Enjoy! Just stay out of parking lots
Happy New Year!
I read your “Dear Stupid People” first, and now you’ve got me hooked. Great blog, and I absolutely will come back to read more. Glad to be introduced to someone who feels the same way about things that I do! –Traci
Twitter: Moomettes
December 29, 2009 at 8:37 am
I really enjoy your writing style! Off to read the Neon post! Happy SITS Day!
Moomette’s last post: Best of Moomette’s Magnificents Blog Posts 2009
Your a riot! Happy Sits Day!
Happy SITS day to you! I see I already have a few things in common with you!! We have a sweet pup named Zoey, and Helena was on our list of baby names as well, but we have 2 boys!
I’m sure I’ll enjoy browsing your links!
Cheers!
Happy SITS day!
I actually found your blog last week (I think it was last week) through SITS and have been following ever since. You’re hysterical!
Happy SITS Day! I hope your day is wonderful! I can’t wait to read more!
Love the picture, love the site, love your writing. A refreshing place to stopy by!
LOL! Love your blog – congrats on your big day
~WM
Happy SITS FB day… off to read your faves, already looking 4ward to it!
(have fun with all the comments…I’m still trying to get back to say hi to all, and I was on Dec 1 LOL!)
You are cracking me up already! Enjoy your day!!
Happy SITS day! Just love the reference to the SITZ bath! Too freaking funny!
Now following on Twitter @MommyKennedy
Happy New Year!
Love the blog! Going to be a new followerer for sure. I need a good laugh more often. Enjoy your day!!
Congrats on being SITS of the day. I’m a tad slow, I’ve been doing this SITS thing for about 2 weeks and wondered why SITS sounded just a tad bit funny, you think a mother of 4 would have caught that. They say however that each time you give birth part of your brain passes with the after birth (I figured since you name your cold sores I could say that here) so that by the time your 3rd child is born you are a numb, mindless mother who says whatever just get out of my hair, sure you can stick the keys in the electrical socket-you know you’ll only do that one time don’t you. Just kidding, I feel a need to clarify that for those that I am about to read about in your parking lot post. Anyway, thanks for clarifying why SITS rang a bell somewhere in the back of my mind, it is a good thing I had swallowed my coffee before catching that though otherwise I would be cleaning my laptop instead of commenting. As for SITZ Day, hey I’m all for it, we could combine that with Jammie Day-you know a 2fer, I’d love an excuse to sit on my bottom for a while then run around in my jammies. I’m off to read some of your posts before my kiddos (still have 2 under 18) wake up and whine all day, but I’m not drinking or eating while reading your posts, I don’t feel like cleaning my screen.
Happy SITS day! I love, love love love, your header for your layout. (Especially the Nutella pursuit
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HAPPY SITS DAY!
Happy Sits Day!!! I can not wait to read “Dear Stupid People”! Have a great one
I didn’t even get past the title before spitting coffee all over myself. You are hilarious and I love your blog. Happy SITS (Z?) Day!!!
I love the “be happy” story about your trip to Target and the Wegman’s parking lot situation, is one I can totally relate to!
Love your profile picture and what you wrote… I’ll have to read more now, you hooked me.
Enjoy your SITS day!
Happy SITS Day!!!!!
You are a blast!!!! You’ve just picked up a new follower!
Happy Sits Day! Off to read more post from you.
Happy SITS Day! I’m off to explore the posts you mentioned!
Also: “hooha hygiene” — best term EVER. Cracked me up.
Love your humor! Stopping by from SITS and hope you have a great day!
I love, love, love the humor in your writing! Just dropping in from SITS.
OK… I love me a witty gal… & witty you are… gotta mark you to come back & visit again!
Enjoy your SITS day!
Happy SITS day!!! I look forward to reading the posts you chose to share!!!
Congratulations! Love your blog, thanks for sharing!
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