Just thought I’d clarify that for anyone wondering why I thought it necessary to dedicate an entire day to celebrating hooha hygiene. As for that big collective WHEW I just heard out there in cyberspace? You’re welcome!
This is Happy SITS Day, not to be confused with Happy SITZ Day, which I don’t think has been invented yet. At least, I hope not. Because otherwise? Someone’s got way too much time on their hands and needs a hobby.
SITS is an acronym for Secret is in the Sauce, a site I’ve belonged to for over 1½ years and through which I’ve found many wonderful blogs. Today’s my day to be featured! Which just goes to prove that if you pester someone long enough, they will eventually get so sick of you that they will agree to anything just to shut you up.
Kidding!
But only as it pertains to SITS. Hear that, Anderson Cooper?
Hi SITS visitors! I tried to choose three posts that give you a good insight as to how my brain works and lucky for you, I decided not to pick from my extensive collection of MY BLADDER SUCKS posts or I NAME MY COLD SORES BECAUSE THEY’RE BIG AND I’M WEIRD posts because I didn’t want to send you running and screaming for your mama right off the bat. But if you ever want to read about my neon orange pee that can be seen from space or about hideous Bernice who copped a squat on my lip and who, coincidentally, could also be seen from space, just let me know and I’ll hook you up. In the meantime, here you go:
- She’ll never listen to Don’t Worry, Be Happy the same way again
- Bovines have mad cow. Humans have stupid.
- Karl Malden may have left us but the streets of San Francisco are alive and well
I’ve got an extra one for those of you who don’t mind a little colorful language and some fashion commentary: Dear stupid people everywhere, especially in parking lots.
Oh, OK. FINE. For those of you who really want to be grossed out, meet Bernice and her kin. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
To all you mamas out there whose offspring are uncharacteristically crying out for you at this very moment … they made me do it.
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Congrats! And funny blog – I look forward to reading more from you!
How exciting! Hope you have a brilliant SITS day! Maybe Anderson Cooper will stop over to visit : )
Congrats on your day. Have a good one.
Congratulations on your SITS Day! Your blog is HYSTERICAL
Twitter: HeatherM74
December 29, 2009 at 10:12 am
yay! If anyone deserves a SITS day (not the girly bits ones) it’s you chica! Have a wonderful day!!!
Congrats on your day! What a fun blog you have! Off to see more…
Happy SITS Day! Nice to meet you.
Twitter: sixfeetunder
December 29, 2009 at 10:20 am
I’m not stopping by from SITS, I am your loyal reader. Congrats on your day! Can you please tell them that I need a SITS day? PLEEEEESE?!
Shine in the spolight, revel in the attention, be joyful and happy – Today is YOUR SITS day! Hooray! And please take your sitz baths in private
Enjoy today!
Happy SITS Day!!! Congrats on your day! OMG….your blog is just too funny!! I’m off to look around
~Shelley
Haven’t had a SITZ bath in years. The hospital I worked at switched to squirt bottles 20 years ago. Cheaper ya know.
Happy SITS day! I was up all night with sick kids and so could REALLY use a good laugh so I’m very happy you’re today’s FB! Off to check out your posts now.
Happy SITS Day! Enjoy your day in the spotlight! (Did it really take a year and half to become FB?) Yikes! Maybe I better put patience on my New Year’s resolution list.
YOu are hilarious! I’ve added you to my favorites list. And that’s a big thing since I just got a new lap top that I’m so obsessed with I don’t let hubby or kids go near it. But here you are, at the top of my brand new favorites list on my brand new lap top that I have affectionately named, Petunia. Contrats on being a SITS girl!
love the site, great sense of humor!! Have a wonderful SITS day! anne
Congratulations on your SITS day! I’ve enjoyed reading your stuff, for you are a hoot.
i totally just took your button. the one off your blog. not the one off your blouse. idk where that went.
I for one am very very glad it was a happy SITS day instead of SITZ. That would be well just wrong. So very very wrong……. HAPPY SITS day!
Happy, Happy SITS Day!
Happy SITS day!!!! I’m already laughing and now I’m going to die because I just have to read ALL your posts!!!!!
sweetjeanette.blogspot.com
Congratulations on your SITs feature! I hope you enjoy your day in the sun:-)
Happy SITS day!
Twitter: brandyellen
December 29, 2009 at 11:05 am
Happy SITS day!!!!
You are hilarious!! Happy SITS day! Btw… my husband called it the SITZ site all the time… he says, oh you are going to take your sitz bath now?
Happy SITSday… Love the stories and humor!
Blessings!
Happy sits day!
Ha ha ha sitz bath!!! You’ve already cracked me up, just by the title. I’m off to read more.
Happy SITs day! Fab posts – am adding you to my reader now!
Keep up the good work!
You sound like my kind of girl! Stopping by from SITS.
congrats, congrats…enjoy ur spotlight!!!!
Happy SITS day!
Funny stuff! Congrats on being the featured Blogger today.
Happy New Year!
Happy SITS day!
Stupid people in parking lots…don’t even get me started on that!
Congratualations! Love the blog, the writing is splendid. I can’t help, but follow now.
Hee hee hee! Thanks for the much needed laugh this morning! Love the blog. Enjoy your SITS day!
Twitter: osvme
December 29, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Congrats on your SITS day
I’ve visited your site before and I love it. I’m also in love with your layout xD Hehee
Happy SITS day. I love your writing style and can’t wait to come back and look around and chuckle…
Congratulations on being the FB! (FREAKING BOMB! lol) Funny you ended by mentioning “the offspring calling for you” because at that very moment they were! (wait…they ALWAYS are….) Looking forward to poking around on your blog!
Happy SITS day! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was thinking of sitz bath when I first heard of SITS.
Happy SITS day and congrats on your feature. Off to read some of your other posts. Have a great week.
Twitter: love_4_coffee
December 29, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Happy SITS day! I am just starting on SITS but I can see how wonderful it is there! You have a wonderful blog and I will start following it right now!
I can’t wait to get to read more of your posts!
happy SITS day!love your blog ,thanks for sharing
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Happy SITS day. I hope you enjoy all of the glory. You can use the bright light of comment love to blind tricked out pickup drivers…
You Rock! Go Mama:) Enjoy your sits day=>:)
This post has me wanting more already! Thanks for clearing that whole SITS SITZ thing up. And congrats on being the featured blogger today!
Happy Sits day! Enjoy! =)
I love your writing. Congratulations on your SITS day.
Happy SITS Day! Off to read more think I’ll read the “Dear Stupid People” post first! lol
You are hysterical!!! Have a very happy SITS day (not to be confused with SITZ day teeheehee!)
Happy SITS Day! Congrats on the Feature!
Off to read your posts…
Crackin’ me up girlfriend
Happy SITS day…I’m off to read up…
Jamie
Hey lady,
Happy SITS! Bet you’re enjoying it!
Best to you,
Victoria
happy SITS day
loved your post and will check out the rest hahaha
Love, love, love your blog!!! Enjoy Your SITS Day!!! : )
I love how you can hold up the camera just right and get a fantastic picture worth posting!
Oh so funny. I love your profile picture description and your parking lot people. You havea gift for describing some as we all wish we could. Congrats on your SITS day!
LOVE your blog! I ALWAYS enjoy a funny mama blog!!! And people who will talk freely about the colour of their pee
Happy SITS day!! So glad to have found you!!!
Happy SITS Day! Enjoy the fun.
You are fabulous! I need to come and visit you more often.
Twitter: kearsie
December 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Happy SITS day!
After having my babies I had many a SITZ day.
TMI?
Don’t mind me…I will be poking around a bit today. Congrats for being the featured Blogger! stopping by from SITS…not SITZ.
Happy SITS Day! And have a great 2010! ; )
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS DAY!! Lovin’ your blog!
Happy SITS Day!:)LOL I don’t think I’d ever thought about a Sitz bath….that is hilarious! Enjoy your day.:)
YAY!!! It’s your day!!!! Look at you, Ms. Fabulous!!!! Congrats!
P.S. THANK YOU for putting your links as “Open link in a new window”….I heart you for that!
Everytime I see SITS I remember my horrors post delivery,
funny to see someone else thinks of it! Love your blog!
Oh my goodness! I just read your stupid people post and I was rolling on the floor laughing. Some people are just so completely oblivious, right? Anyway, happy SITS day!
Popping in a little late today to say HAPPY SITS DAY!
I heart Nutella as well— Anderson Cooper though? eh– not so much lol
Ok — moving on to read your posts
Hey there! Congrats on your SITS day! Your featured posts sound interesting. I’m off to read them.
I LOVE your blog! You are just TOO funny! LOL!
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Congratulations on your super special SITS celebration!! (Whew, say that 5 times really fast! :0) I hope that today you get lots and lots of comment l?ve! I look forward to coming back and exploring more and getting to know you better.
Until then, please take care and have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Blessings,
Teresa <
Congratulations and happy Sits day
I totally and completely love you.
The end.
Twitter: barbhogan
December 29, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Wahooooo! Happy SITS day, Sistah! xoxoxo
Congrats on your SITS day! Thanks for the laughs today
I bookmarked your blog … you make me lol!! Thanks so much!!
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You are too funny! Congrats on being the featured blogger!
Happy SITS Day back. I’m off to check out your blog! Chow!
Loving your blog!!!!! Happy SITS day to you!=)
Congrats on your SITS day! I hope your day in the spotlight is filled with lots and lots of comment love.
Cute!! Congratulations. Happy SITS Day. Kathi
Twitter: lifeinthebatcav
December 29, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Happy SITS day! Thanks for the laughs!
Congrats on your SITS day!! Fun blog!
Happy SITS say! Congratulations on the spotlight. “Dear Stupid People” PRICELESS!
“Miss I Managed To Shove My Size HIPPOS AT PLAY Ass Into Size Six Electric Blue Stretch Pants?”
Oh my gosh I have laughed my butt off..thanks I needed a chuckle today. I will be back. I have a feeling your blog is going to be one of my favorites! We short chicks have to stick together!
you are a hoot! I’m sorry I missed your day, but glad I stopped by today. thanks for the
haha. we love the humor! i hope you enjoyed your SITS day! keep the hilarity coming
sana
That was great. I’m a little late coming over, but so glad I did. The Don’t Worry, Be Happy post was absolutely hilarious!!! Congrats on your SITS (not SITZ) feature!!
Congrats on your special day! We are creative junkies ourselves
happy sits day and happy new year! i get cold sores too – they suck!
So glad that it’s your SITS day…congratulations!
Love your blog! I vote we have a SITZ Day too!
–BB
Sorry I am late for your SITS day (not to be confused with SITZ. LOL Wish I would have thought of that on my SITS day…funny!) But I love your blog. Off to check out more of your posts!
I just discovered SITS today and it landed me on your quirky little blog. Refreshing to see I’m not the only nut on the tree….I also have freakishly pointy elbows (thanks Dad).
I hope you had an amazing SITS day!
Late to your SITS day, I hope it was a good one.
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