Forget Santa Claus. Why can’t the stork be real?

by Creative Junkie on July 5, 2010

Currently, there are eight cousins in our family.

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Four girls.

Four boys.

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I invented two of them.

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The girls came first.

In fact, it was pretty much an estrofest for the first seven years.

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Until my two sisters-in-law starting thinking about bras and tampons and weddings and bankruptcy. Then they started popping out testosterone all over the place a little over three years ago.

Cowards.

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Although, I have to admit that testosterone is totally cute.

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It is impossible to get all eight cousins to remain still.

And smile.

Without appearing as if they have gas.

Really, really, really bad gas, in the case of one.

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So currently, it’s a tie in the gender race over here.

And it’s up to one of my two sisters-in-law to break it.

Because that train left this station a long time ago. With booster rockets.

Choo choo!

*insert deafening jet engine roar*

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But I admit …

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There are times when I really wish I had bought a return ticket.

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