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As I sat down to write this post, it occurred to me that there may be some of you out there who are sick to death of me yapping about Harry Mason getting it on with my ears.
I bet Harry Mason has never had his way with your ears, has he? I didn’t think so. Because if he had, you’d be hard pressed to keep quiet about your eargasms, no matter how many people begged, pleaded or threatened to make you walk barefoot on a hotel room carpet.
However, I concede that there are only so many times you can call something THE MOST MIND-BLOWINGLY AWESOMELY ORGASMIC THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER before it starts to get old.
Except you, Anderson. Don’t you fret. You’ll never too get old for me, pumpkin.
So, rather than me constantly refreshing thesaurus.com in search of synonyms for awesome, let’s try a different approach, shall we?
How about a fantasy?
These are earspirals from Harry Mason’s Romantic You collection. Brimming with blatant gorgeousness, right? I’m choosing one of these for when Anderson Cooper picks me up in his jet and whisks me away to Paris for our first date. We’ll grab a baguette and some cheese and have a picnic at the top of the Eiffel Tower and he’ll compliment me on my impecccable fashion sense and when the backpack he left behind to go downstairs for some creme brulee starts ringing, I’ll answer his iPhone and yell FOR SHIT’S SAKE, WOLF! GO TO PAKISTAN YOURSELF! YOU’LL LOVE IT! IT’S TOTALLY FULL OF LIMELIGHT THERE! And then when Anderson comes back and wants to know why the inside of his iPhone is covered with melted brie, I’ll shake my head and say something along the lines of Ugh. Technology. Can’t live with it, can’t shoot it in the head.
These are from Harry’s Classic You collection. Aren’t they just beautiful? Any of these would go perfectly with jeans, a black sued jacket and black high heeled boots, which is exactly what I will wear when Anderson picks me up on his motorcycle and takes me to the movies for our second date. We’ll debate between The Switch where I think Jennifer Aniston gets impregnated by a drunk and/or gay turkey baster and I will ignore the whole symbolic nature of that theme in favor of The Expendables because watching men blow things up and spew testosterone everywhere in high def is HOT but then that stupid tiny little voice in the back of my head will whisper HOT FOR WHO? And then I’ll get mad and tell that stupid tiny little voice to STOP READING PEREZ HILTON AND SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY while stamping my high heel boot on the cement lobby floor, thereby twisting my ankle and crying a little. Then Anderson will take me to the hospital where I’ll have to provide a urine sample because they always want a urine sample no matter what the hell is wrong with you even though last time I checked, my ankle was really far away from my bladder and as I go to the bathroom to pee, I’ll throw his second iPhone into the toilet accidentally on purpose and he’ll never hear Wolf’s message about a political coup happening in Somalia because honestly, what’s the big deal? Isn’t there always a political coup happening in Somalia?
ANDERSON COULD TOTALLY PHONE IT IN, WOLF.
If he still had a phone.
These beauties hail from Harry’s Fun Fashion You collection. Have you ever seen anything more whimsical that didn’t have the words “Cirque de” in front of it? Guess what? I own the top left pair! How lucky am I? I’ll be wearing them when Anderson scoops me up on his bike and we trek north to Cape Cod where we’ll spend our third date whale watching which will make us hungry so we’ll go out for some local seafood except that I avoid all things seafood because I don’t eat things that poop where they live except for crab but only if they’re made into cakes because once you add in onions and garlic and Old Bay seasoning and dijon mustard and bread crumbs and fry it up in oil, who cares where it poops? And then Anderson will tell me a story about how once, his friend Wolf unwittingly ate bull’s testicles while reporting from Peru and I’ll respond by declaring that THE BEST STORY EVER because hello? A Wolf and a bull? That’s a fable just dying to be born so we start bonding over various morals to be learned from eating a bull’s genitalia and I discreetly chuck his third iPhone with fifty-seven flashing text messages from Wolf Blitzer into the ginormous bowl of shrimp gumbo sitting on the table behind me.
These are Harry’s Spinfinity spirals. I can’t stop staring at them! And don’t you just love the name? I’ll be wearing these babies when Anderson and I tee off at Pebble Beach for our fourth date and while he’s trapped in the bunker on #6, I’ll drive the cart with our clubs and personal belongings to the green and while Anderson examines his lie, I will text Mr. Blitzer back with Golfing, then marriage. Then baby carriage. Can’t covr stck mrkt crash. Will wait for nxt 1. Dow Jones not invited to wdding. Buy me new iphone for wddng presnt. Keep losing them. CU nxt yr. Love, A.Coop. Then I’ll fling the phone into the Pacific and Anderson will never have to see the text from Wolf asking WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU DRUNK?
These are from Harry’s Eclectic You collection. Can you say funky? I think any one of these will be the perfect accessory for when Anderson and I go parasailing in Hawaii on our honeymoon. I’ll be The Funky Creative Junkie. They’ll also look awesome with shorts and a tank top and flip flops which is what I’ll wear when we go to the Apple store to buy Anderson his sixth iPhone because he lost his fifth one somewhere in the depths of the Kilauea volcano and the only reason Anderson even discovered that it was gone was because some guy yelled HEY, SHE JUST THREW YOUR PHONE INTO LAVA to Anderson but Anderson thought he said HEY, SHE MUST BLOW FOAM INTO JAVA because when he asked me “What’d that guy say?” that’s what I told him. Then he waved to the guy and said NOT REALLY, SHE ONLY DRINKS HOT CHOCOLATE. This all happened right before Anderson reached for his iPhone and found the gaping hole in his pocket that I had ripped earlier that day and then he put two and two together and got five and declared his iPhone had accidentally fallen out of his shorts and I said That’s what you get for buying cheap shitty clothing made in sweat shops in Indonesia, Anderson. Clue up.
It’s not my fault Anderson sucks at math.
These are Harry’s Ear Fancys and Threads. Totally innovative and cool and exactly what I intend to wear when Steve Jobs invites me to his house for dinner as a thank you for being instrumental in the surge of iPhone sales for the last fiscal quarter.
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OK! On to the important stuff …
One person will win a $100 shopping spree to Harry Mason Designer Jewelry, at his online shop or at his Pier 39 store in San Francisco! Now you too can have eargasms when you go out with your favorite CNN news anchor! Hey, maybe we can double? But please, don’t choose Wolf Blitzer because if I have to spend the entire night watching him shift his weight from his right foot to his left while listening to his monotone voice, I can’t guarantee that I won’t wind up yelling FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST DRY ALREADY, PAINT! I MEAN, WOLF! WHATEVER!
While your browsing all the beautiful goodness at Harry’s shop, don’t forget to use his wishlist feature. Comes in very handy for those of us born with the attention span of an ADHD chipmunk.
*** HOLY SHIT, GUESS WHAT? ***
If you do not win this giveaway, you do not walk away ‘gasmless. Harry is offering all who enter a $25 shopping spree with any $50 purchase. After the winner is announced on this blog, simply email Harry at harrymason @ harrymason. com (delete all the spaces, please!) and include a copy/paste of the comment you entered in this post. Make sure to put “BIG O” in the subject line so he knows you’re not spam. Spam don’t get eargasms. It’s a law somewhere. I forget where.
The nits and grits:
- To enter, leave a comment in this post and tell me what you would like to do on a date if money were no object. Fly to Italy for dinner? Cruise around the world three times? Bungee jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? If I had my druthers, Nate and I would have dinner with Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse and after dessert, we’d make them re-shoot the series finale of Lost so that it actually made sense to normal people. But seeing as how Nate confiscated my druthers and hid them somewhere near the vacuum cleaner, this will never happen.
- Anyone 18 or older can enter. If you’re old enough to fight for your country, you’re old enough to have an eargasm.
- The shopping spree expires thirty days from winner notification.
- Winner must confirm notification within 48 hours or I’ll have to choose an alternate. That’s just chock full of UGH.
- If you have trouble setting limits, like me, you can spend more than $100 and simply apply the $100 to your total due.
- No entries after midnight eastern time on Wednesday, August 25, because that’s when I turn into a pumpkin and Nate gets the chance eat vegetarian.
- I will use Random.org to choose the winner! Don’t everyone cheer at once.
- One entry per person, please! Your comment might go into moderation for a bit but it will show up! I promise. You can’t see it, but I’m pinky swearing you.
- I’ll announce the winner on Thursday! Or Friday!
That’s it!
Good luck!
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Twitter: barbhogan
August 23, 2010 at 8:38 am
Oh baby, pick meeeeeeee!
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Oh, I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed these!
My fantasy first date could take place anywhere in the world, as long as my toes are in white sand and there’s a fruity drink in my hand. Of course, in my fantasy first date I would weigh 110 pounds, so I may be wearing nothing but these fabulous earrings. But that’s just so that my date, Alexander Skarsgard, wouldn’t feel under dressed.
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August 23, 2010 at 8:57 am
Oh. MY. Gosh. I wantIwantIwantIwant. Somehow I don’t think that #2 is a very luck random.org number though.
I abso-LOOT-ly L.O.V.E. all of those earrings and I’m going to go right to the website to continue my unsightly drooling. (It’s a good thing the boss isn ‘t in yet)
Anyway, if money were no object, I’d go to Italy – but forget dinner, just load me up with some good italian wine, some cheese and bread a breathtaking view and a gorgeous fun man. Oh, wait, I’m married. I’ll go anyway, skip the man. Add a few fun girlfriends. Of course, we’d get all dressed up and flaunt gorgeous Harry mason earrings
(Is there a winner for the longest comment entry?)
I wrote so long that I’m probably not comment # 2 anymore – if # 2 wins, I’ll be really bummed
If money were no object, I would go to New York City and stay in some amazing hotel and eat at the most expensive restaurant that has normal food. Then we would go to a fancy club where celebrities go and oogle.
Twitter: missys_bits
August 23, 2010 at 9:32 am
Wow, these are absolutely beautiful! I want them all!
If money were no object I would force my husband to give up his life of self-imposed hermititude and sweep me away to a desert island where I would lounge my pregnant butt in the sand with a fruity-non-acoholic drink. No crazy phones from work ringing in my ear and no stress! My husband could feed me chocolate covered strawberries and rolaids to offset the heartburn from the chocolate LOL
Thanks for the chance!
I love these earrings!
(As a complete aside, I think I finally know where my dad got the earrings he gave me years ago returning from a business trip to San Francisco… it was the first time I had seen ear spirals, and they were made out of this awesome multicolored metal. I lost one a couple of years ago, but still have the other. I couldn’t bear to toss it… it’s pretty just sitting by itself.)
Anyway, if I could go anywhere on a date, I’d probably pick Disney World because I am boring and mentally/emotionally exactly seven years old, so it’s the first thing that came to mind. I love Disney World, so first my husband and I would ride everything a billion times (because if money were no object we’d shut down the park for a day – I hate lines). I would get to wear a Princess dress, because if this is my fantasy they would a) fit, b) not look stupid on me, c) not be crazy hot and itchy to wear, and d) not look stupid on me – just in case. We’d ride from park to park in Cinderella’s carriage, and end up in the evening at EPCOT. We’d get to eat at Le Celier for dinner because for once they wouldn’t be booked for everything after three in the afternoon, and we’d have dessert at the little French bakery (one of everything, please). Then we would get to see the fireworks without anyone needing to use the bathroom twelve times, or wanting a snack, or getting trampled by other people who don’t look out for two-year-olds. Best of all, we wouldn’t have to drive ourselves back hot, tired, and exhausted and praying that we don’t fall asleep on the Turnpike. We’d be whisked home on a private plane, and get to sleep in our own bed.
Crossing my fingers!
First–I just love your blog–it gives me a giggle every day. I don’t remember how I found my way to you, but I’m so glad I did!
Now for the dream date–well if I am dreaming, I am thin and have long flowing hair that never gets frizzy or gray and that I can braid in a perfect French braid down my back without wanting to rip out my hair! I would go to Dublin, Ireland–and sit in a lovely pub, drinking Guinness, and listening to a really great Irish band. Since this is a dream date, I would have to have a man along so I guess I would take my husband but he would have an Irish accent that would send me over the moon! (It also wouldn’t hurt if he looked a little like Johnny Depp too)
Purty earrings! My fantasy date would be hitting the beach on a warm, windy night. Any beach will do.
My request is simple… if money were no object, I’d fly to Colorado with dh and have lunch at the Dam Brewery in Dillon because I love saying “Dam Brewery.” Then we’d go for a hike in the mountains.
My dream date would probably be somewhere warm and beachy, like Hawaii or the Bahamas. I would be with a sweet, funny man who’s also a total joy to look at. We’d have a nice romantic dinner at a local restaurant, maybe go dancing somewhere outdoors, then spend some time on the beach under the moonlight.
I LOVE these earrings and have worn them for years and years!!!
If money were no object, I’d fly to Greece and have dinner by the sea and find a gorgeous, single man!!
if money were no object, hmm
it’s hard to decide. i’m torn between an elaborate high rise big city night on the town or being swept away to a country side in Dublin, Ireland. but i guess if money isn’t an issue, i could do both. hehe
If money were no object, I’d want to go stay at the Poseidon Resort on a private island near Fiji. It’s underwater. There’s a link on my website homepage if you’re intrigued. I think it costs somewhere in the neighborhood of $10,000 to stay there one week and you don’t even get the underwater room the whole time. But a private bungalo on the beach is not so bad.
Please enter me in the drawing. Thanks!
London! I don’t exactly where I’d want to go once I was there, or what I’d want to eat, but I’ve always wanted to go to London. Or, you know, somewhere with awesome roller coasters. Either one would work for me!
My dream date involves my fiance in a restaurant on a cool island in Tahiti. Would have a great view of the ocean, slight breeze and drinks served in coconut shells. All kinds of grilled healthy things would be served followed up by desserts which my trainer would forgive me. We would then hold hands and go for a walk on the sandy beach as the sun sets. We both would then pull out our cell phones and quit our jobs when we come across a treasure chest full of gold. We would then plan our wedding in Tahiti and fly friends in. Of course I would have to do an express shipment of Harry Mason earrings!
How’s that Andrea?
Canada needs more glitter! More specifically, I need more bling, glam, glitter … whatever
word you prefer.
I had my stomach banded laprascopically 18 months ago and, after losing 124 pounds,
with more to go, I’m not afraid of showing my ears anymore (they were pudgy and
earrings were hard to get in).
I have four holes in each ear, so imagine what I could do with Harry Mason (the store,
not the person; I don’t dally with married men, having one of my own already).
I have two pair of his earrings and am on disability while I await new knees after my
weight loss is finished, so I haven’t been able to shop till I drop because the bags are
too heavy!
My ears are throbbing with excitement at the chance to wear more of these delectable
darlings.
Merci,
Debbie
I think my fantasy date would have to include dining at a top rate restaurant where the food is prettier than the decor. Then we’d go to some place that had a great classic swing band and dance. No one seems to actually dance anymore, they just jerk about to the tunes. For the finale, I’d like to go see a Broadway show. Maybe Cats or Annie Get Your Gun.
I’d really like to win, I already know one of the items I’d pick. I loved the “I Love You” sign earrings I saw on the blog. My grandmother was mostly deaf so sign language was common place while I was growing up.
If money were no object I think a nice dinner atop the Eiffel Tower followed by a gondola ride through the canals of Venice with a Nile cruise for desert. Yes, that sounds about right.
By the way, I love all that you do!
If money were no object I would want to go to Negril, Jamaica where my husband and I had our honeymoon. Would love to be able to walk the beaches, swim in the clear, blue waters, jump the cliffs again together, and have a couples massage on the beach! That was 10 years ago this coming May. Now that would be my dream date.
I love earspirals! They are my favorite earrings to wear.
If money were no object I would fly a private jet with my whole family to New Zealand and explore and sun and play with my grandkids in the sand. Maybe take a quick hop to Tahiti and sleep in a glass-bottom room and watch the sea life flow around beneath me.
Harry Mason ear spirals! I love them, too!
Dream date? Wow, I’m not sure… It’s be at least a weekend long date, sans kids, somewhere warm with yummy, fruity, drinks, a beach, a sunset, and no worries! Now that is a dream, isn’t it?
Would take my wife on another wonderful trip to the bay area and beyond. South to Big Sur, north to past Napa, east to Lake Tahoe and all places in between. Of course time to visit Pier 39 again, she loves the seals.
I just love Harry’s designs and earrings!
If I had the money I’d buy a new furnished just the way I wanted it and give the rest to
St. Jude’s Hospital and breast cancer research.
Love all the earrings. I have one pair of spirals and get so many compliments on them.
My dream date would be on the Amalfi Coast with a nice bottle of wine, some cheese, fresh fruit and a handsome Italian man. My mother always told me to marry an Italian and I didn’t listen. Hope to do that the next time around.
I’d love to go to Europe and spend the day sightseeing and have a nice dinner at the end of the day, and not have to worry about the kids and dog at home, or the price of the trip or the meal or the wine. Or the same thing but on a sandy beach on some island. You know, just a nice time without worrying about anything!
I would love to go to New York with my husband and stay in a fabulous hotel go out to dinner, go to Central Park, and go to a Broadway show. Of course I would be wearing the appropriate Harry Mason earrings to go with all of the new outfits that I just bought.
If money were no object I would have the best chef in the world flown in and surprise my husband with a romantic dinner for 2 in our six acre backyard complete with candles, the best wine and me wearing only sexy Harry Mason earrings.
Wow – those are some mighty fine eargasms there – I’m drooling!
If money were no object, I think DH and I would have to have a visit down one of Guy Fieri’s Diner’s Drive-Ins & Dives trails. I mean, we’d need a private jet to bop between dives, and we’d need to buy stock in Pepto Bismol for the heartburn that is sure to follow eating all that food!
My fantasy date would be to fly to paris and see the louvre in it’s entirety. Which would actually be more like a two week non stop art history vacation.
But I am ok with that.
I like your sense of humor!
If money wasn’t an object, I would do anything and everything I wanted to do. I would go to Las Vegas for some sin city life and then buy a huge log cabin on a private lake and relax there, then I would just randomly pick places to go and go there.
Harry! Love the new stuff in the blog! Everything looks great as usual! Keep up the good work!
Free jewelry for tell you what we’d do our a fantasy date?? This seems too easy…
If money was no object I’d have a night of private after hours free rein at the Louvre. No one else in the whole damn place except me, my boyfriend, and enough ancient art to make the art geek in me melt. Add a really beautiful bottle of champagne, some french cheese and a baguette picnic on the daru staircase in front of the winged victory… *sigh* Yup, that’s about perfect. lol.
I would go back to St. John’s, USVI with my husband and stay in the place we that we did over nine years ago on our honeymoon.
This is easy, I have always wanted to have my wedding at Disneyland. ( I know you wanted a date, why not a date to remember?) Oh yeah, while we’re dreaming, my husband would act like it was his dream date too!!
I love my earspirals, too!! I took my son to San Francisco for his 21st Birthday and bought my first pair. I get so many compliments on them and have given out Harry Mason’s email to my girlfriends.
If money were no object I would fly my date and I to Venice, Italy. We would have a romantic dinner in the city and take a Gondola through the canals while laying, wrapped in each others arms looking at the beautiful buildings.
I would definitely take a two-week Mediterranean cruise with my hubby. That would be the best date ever!
My first fantasy date would be a private jet to an exotic private island, with a romantic dinner catered on the beach (sans bugs….), or Paris, or Rome, or the California Wine Country in a Lamborghini…so many possibilities…open for suggestions…
My dream date would be a week long date in Tahiti dining on fresh seafood, veggies and fruit. No TV, no Phone, just me and my hubby relaxing and enjoying the beauty of the islands, the water and nature.
I love Harry Mason’s jewelry. The pieces are all so beautiful!
The perfect date if money were no issue? I think I’ll take your suggestion—flying to Italy for dinner.
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August 23, 2010 at 10:58 am
Am eager for the Harvest Festival to arrive in Pomana, CA, so that my sister and I can see some new designs and purchase some!!!
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August 23, 2010 at 11:00 am
A dream date huh? Well I would probably want to take the whole family to Disney and spend the day riding, eating, screaming, laughing and enjoying a day without stress and worry! I was in Disney once… as a child in the 80′s… with my parents. My most vivid memory of it is watching a Michael Jackson 3D movie… sad right? It’s a life long dream to be able to take the kids there and replace that memory with a new Disney one!
Sweet earrings too, thanks for the chance and the laugh today!
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The perfect date? An Alaskan cruise with my honey – that way I can stretch the date night into several nights or even a week (or two or three…money is no object, remember?).
And I “*really* *seriously* want to win this – you know I do because I used *3* asterisked words.
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How about an evending in Paris for dinner and a walk on the Seine?
I love my earpins and so do my friends. I hesitated to give away my secret source because i know they will all buy them, but why should have all the pretty little things?
My dream date, without worrying about cost, would be a remote island somewhere populated only by people to serve mine and my husband’s needs. (pref a chef with a michelin star, a fab sommelier, and an ayervedic masseuse.) With plenty of fresh fruit to be picked from the trees, and a sandy beach all to ourselves, we can run around nude in the surf (i hate tan lines and who doesn’t love the feel of au natural?) and hike through luscious tropical jungle. And since we’re dreaming here, i’d like gorgeous sheets in a chic bungalow setting and an outdoor shower under the stars.
Enter to Win!! I love Harry Mason spirals – my wardrobe is built around them.
On my fantasy date I weigh 120 lbs. (which I have never weighed in my life) and I am greeted at the door by tall, dark and very available. He is so taken with my Harry Mason ear spirals that he declares he must take me someplace very special. Then, he hands me a beautiful bouquet of carnations in purple and white (this is the only thing “cheap” about me) and we get into his waiting limo. The limo takes us to National Airport where we fly off to Greece. What no luggage? Not to worry, we can buy anything you want/need when we get there, my love. Ah! Can we order more Harry Mason ear cuffs for the trip?
We have attentive flight attendants who hand us each a full glass of champagne. As we cuddle under light blankets, giggling quietly because we are the ONLY ones in first class, we tell each other jokes. We laugh and sigh as we gaze into each others eyes. I reluctantly take off my earrings and place them lovingly into their special case to be worn once again another day. We drift off into a sweet slumber with my hands wrapped around my Harry Mason gold.
Upon waking in Greece, tall, dark and handsome hands me a small purple plastic box with a new set of ear threads with diamonds dangling from the ends which were made just for me! He had ordered them once he set eyes on me. That is when we head out in the waiting car with the driver giving a tour of the island. At this point we need to stop and view the ocean waves from a little cafe with espresso in our hands. The sunlight bounces off my new ear threads to dazzle and delight tall, dark and handsome. Then, I wake up. As I look across the room to my bureau, I see three pairs of Harry Mason earrings shining on my earring tree.
Enter the Drawing
Dinner in Alaska on the ice.
Twitter: Patten
August 23, 2010 at 11:16 am
There is this little, teeny-tiny, bistro in Paris. Yeah. Or Bora-bora, except we’d probably run into Andrea and her husband.
My dream date includes a trip to Sydney Australia during one of their beautiful summer days. Walking across the top of that beautiful bridge, and then having a lovely dinner overlooking the water. And of course I would not make this trip without some eargasmic earrings and a matching necklace gracing my ears.
I have been dating the same man for, let’s see, 8 years/7 months/and 22 days; too long if if I say so myself. My seven-year itch has turned into an annoying rash! If money were no object, if karma were kismet, if things could just be – it would be my desire to have my man take me on a date, where by surprise, he reserves tables at my favorite restaurant in Virginia Beach, and invites my son, his daughter and 20 of my closest friends to propose his hand in marriage. Damn like that ‘s gonna happen – I’ll just be happy to take a trip to the Harry mason website and have him spend $100 over my $100 shopping spree and I get to have a really cool eargasm!
Oooh…..My dream date would be with Hugh Jackman and a cruise from NY to Europe, where we would travel from Scotland, through England, over to Ireland then across the channel and visit Spain, Germany and Italy……and I would have enough money to buy all the shoes I could imagine (and I can imagine a lot). And every where I went, the europeans would be in awe of my fantastic earspirals!!!!
Hmm, the perfect date. If money is no object, let’s go to Japan for some seriously fresh sushi right on the beach in Okinawa, and then laze around in the sun.
My dream date would be to go to every amusement park in the US and ride all of the roller coasters!! Then have dinner on the beach with lots of sangria!!
My fantasy date would be to find a guy that wasn’t self-absorbed and fly to Paris for dinner, a walk along the Seine and a long evening of eargams!
Wow! I had no idea there was a website! If money was no object my date would be in San Francisco & would include a trip to Harry Mason’s shop where dh & I last went on our honeymoon 16 years ago. I bought my only pair of earspirals then & yes, I do get compliments every time I wear them.
Off to send the shop linky to dh
I wear Harry Mason earrings, and am certain that in my town of 2000 I am the only person who does. Ear threads are my latest craze, but I love the spirals, too!
My dream date would have to include the date, so I pick. . . .Laurence Fishburne. And we’ll go to Boston to eat great seafood, take a walking tour and visit the New England Aquarium.
My dream date would be to take my family to Ireland to get to know their family there. The earrings would just be an added bonus..
If money were no objetc I would take my family to every contry to see all the major and minor sites i would be a long vacation.
Oh I’d so love to win this!
A date with no limits? Would be a long weekend in a very expensive cabin in the swiss mountains with an on-hand masseuse, chef, wine-cellar, etc.
Oh, and lots of wood for the fire… ^_^
Please pick me ! I’d wear my Harry Mason earrings while I walk a private beach at with my wonderful husband ~ And then he’d kiss me, and my beautiful earrings would catch the light of the setting sun …
disneyworld would be the best vacation ever.
Well……My for my dream date money would not be an issue because Jon Bon Jovi would pick my up and fly me away to Paris in his own personal jet…………He’s so dreamy! We would have dinner at the fanciest restaurant in the city and I would not be able to eat because I would be in such awe <3, Make a complete fool of myself because I would not be able blink the whole time I was with him. And he would buy me the whole collection of those awesome looking ear rings.
Oh Snap!!!! I woke up!
Love the ear spirals – and would love a shopping spree. My date would include a trip to Australia and New Zealand.
If money was no object, my perfect date would be in Europe, definitely. Or maybe Walt Disney World. Or on a cruise. There are too many options! :]]
Alsooo, the star-shaped earrings are wild! They look so awesome.. I don’t know if I could pull them off, though!
I LOVE Harry’s earrings, and yes they are eargasmic LOL!
My “dream” date would include a private jet to Paris, with an amazing dinner served at the top of the Eiffel Tower. Maybe a sunrise balloon ride over Provence the next morning added in!
If money were no object, my date would be with my sweetie to find, buy and fill a new large Recsue Rance for horses and get them all great Vet care, feed, and our love. We can only house a few here where we are now and always get people calling, writting and emailing us to take more.
It goes with out saying I love ALL the ear jewlery!
The date…on the Concord of course, to Italy or France for some excellent food and atmosphere….oh… and I would be wearing my gorgeous new earrings!
Aaaahhhhh….to dream!
I’d go to Japan for some real sushi. Or Thailand for some awesome Thai food.
Love the post — and Harry Mason. My one no-matter-what-else-I-have-to-do stop whenever I’m in San Francisco. Now to the no-limits adventure. No contest. It’s the Orient Express from Vienna to Instabul. The motion of the train,the elegance, the sumptuous food, the romance…and throw in an Agatha Christie-like adventure starring Harrison Ford and me. What could be more perfect? I’ll wear my Harry Mason earrings…a different pair every day and another pair every night. (You know, of couse, that a lady is never without her Harry Mason earrings whatever else she may — or may not — be wearing.)
What would I do, money no object? I would get bungalow on the beach on a tropical island or the Whitsundays in Oz for a romantic stay – candlelit dinner for two on the veranda and a wonderful night on a gorgeous bed under the mosquito net, waking to the sound of the waves before boarding a yacht for a day’s sailing. Ahhh, Bliss!
My perfect date would include flying with my date to San Francisco, shopping at Harry Mason, eating lunch in little italy even though there are too many wonderful places to eat to choose one in particular, shopping at City Lights, driving up to Sonoma, doing some wine tastings at Armida Winery because their PoiZIN is fabulous, then eating in some nice little restaurant in Sonoma, like the the Healdsburg Grill before stopping for the night at a spa. There would be eargasims, mindgasims, foodgasims, winegasims and orgasims all in one day.
Money no object…the sky is the limit – literally!
So, for my date, I would take my pilot husband to purchase the plane of his dreams! Then I would give him a flight plan for an exotic locale and tell him he is to fly us there – which would give him a ‘gasm!
Once on the ground, I would hand him a small, flat package tied with HUGE bills shaped like a spiral. Inside, he would find two tickets for a World Cruise that takes a full year to complete! Telling him that the only things I’ve actually packed are swimming trunks for him, a bikini for me and 365 pairs of Harry Mason spirals gives him another ‘gasm! Everything else we need for our year’s journey will be picked up in our various ports.
Once we return from our cruise, I would ask him to fly us to Cape Cod where I hand him the keys to our dream home overlooking the ocean. Once we finished furnishing the home, I would ask him to fly us to wine country California where I would blindfold him and take him to our brand new hillside villa complete with vineyard – then we would immediately head downtown San Fran, say hello to Harry and order one of everything that was new since embarking on our ‘date’!
Thanks for the blog! So funny and fresh!
My daughter and I have over 50 Harry Mason earrings between the two of us. A few years ago we lost all of our earrings in a move – we think we threw out a box without looking to see if it was empty. We then scheduled a trip to SF and went directly – without stopping, to Pier 39 where we attempted to replenish our supply. $100 would certainly help to boost our numbers. Can’t wait!!
Ah, if money were no object… I would like to go to New York City with my husband. We’d stay in a luxurious hotel, eat at the finest restaurants and go to many, many Broadway shows. He could take me to the five boroughs so I could see all the sights he (and my daughter) have talked about from their visits to NYC. And of course, I would be dazzling in my Harry Mason earrings.
I would have dinner on the beach at sunset with my honey. Blue crab steamed over a campfire with potatoes roasted in foil in the fire embers. A glass of wine and creme brule from my favorite restaurant for dessert. Go for a walk along the beach and feel the tide move the sand underneath my toes. That would be Heaven.
I love the threads and the spirals.
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August 23, 2010 at 12:14 pm
I didn’t realize he had a store on Pier 39!!!! That’s usually because the kids make me take them on the freakin Merry-Go-Round like 10 times so by the 11th time I’m screaming, “Can we just leave already?” so it’s no wonder I have no clue what stores are actually on the pier!
My perfect date if money weren’t an issue…would be to go to Greece or Italy. Tim’s been to both places but I haven’t so his trips don’t count. He couldn’t have possibly had any fun since I wasn’t there to entertain him.
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My dream, money has no limit date would be……
Picnic Lunch in the park by the Eiffel Tower, shopping
Stay for a late dinner in Paris, more shopping
and then to end the night a quick flight to Monaco for some dancing and gambling….
with My husband who won’t mind all the shopping(you said it was a dream…lol)
I’d like to go back to Preikestolen in Norway, without having to make the climb this time. I’d like to have a candlelit dinner await me and my husband, with a toast to to one of the most beautiful places in the world! (And I was wearing my ear fancies while I was up there!)
A 71, I may be your oldest ear spiral customer! I bought my first pair at a craft show in ////////Since I can’t walk in stilletos anymore, I choose to dress up my ears – but have not had Harry to seduce my ears! I’m still waiting.
If money were no object, I would get Harry’s most esqusite ear spirals and dress myself up, making myself be 29 again and I would go out and hae the best time ever. Since getting old is no fun, a fantasy date would be wonderful! I hope I win. I will be buried in my favorite spirals so everyone up in heaven will want a pair. LOL
I NEED an eargasm AND my date-night because my husband and I have not gone on a date since…let me see, how old is my first child? 4 years, 4 months…actually before that even because we didn’t go out towards the end of my pregnancy. LOL Seriously though…in the past 4 years, we’ve had a babysitter exactly 6 times! So, if you could see your way to not only aiding in my eargasm, but also granting my date night wish, it would be very generous of you!
My dream date, money does not matter? Well, today it would be to fly to anywhere in Italy for a fabulous dinner and then fly to Paris for dessert and coffee. Then it would be off to a private island for an evening together and to watch the sun rise.
Hmmm… I would definitely be wearing one of my dozen or so “Harry Mason” earrings (which I do anyway) and I guess my dream spot would be on a cruise going from San Francisco to Australia. It would have to be at least for six weeks, probably one week on the cruise ship and then four weeks to go on land and explore Australia. I suppose the last week would have to be the trip back home (boo hoo) on the cruise ship.
Wow, asking me 4 my website! What a rush! I have no web site. : ( But, I wld like 2 have 1! I have plenty 2 say and 2 do. Def cld use some income! frontburner!
You are pure entertainment! What a sharp wit! Thanx! I laughed and laughed!
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P.S. Harry Mason ears ROCK! I love all! Ear Fancys, now my favorite. No, Ear Spirals, No Ear Fancys, No, blah, blah, blah, blah-blah. I dig Harry Mason ears! I cld do that $100 shoping spree w/out taking a breath! Without even putting my clothes on! God Bless Harry mason & his success. I don’t know about you! (tee-hee). “L”
My perfect date if money were no object? My husband is very hard to surprise. I would like to take surprise him with a trip to the Bahamas without the kids. Just sit on the beach & do nothing!
my perfect date: my husband and I are transported by boat out to a secluded island surrounded by turquoise waters. The lagoon is tranquil and opalescent. On the sand, our captain sets up a table, 2 chairs, and a fabulous dinner. And leaves.
My husband and I eat dinner, drink champagne, enjoy a nude swim. Evening ripens, and the stars twinkle up. We make love like wild animals.
I want to win!
I’m already planning on doing some Christmas shopping here so lets make it a really good xmas and I can get me some earspirals too!
I bought my first pair of HM earrings 12 years ago at the pier. It was a wonderful trip with my hubby and kids.
My perfect date would be with that same hubby on Valentines Day, 2011; our 30th anniversary at a great restaurant on the wharf in San Francisco!
Perfect date??? Been so long since I have been on a date I wouldn’t even know what the perfect date would be!
If I was on a date (which would be a miracle) I would be of course wearing my HM ear spirals, wraps or pins – depending on my mood.
I would love to be on a cruise- with someone kind, and loving. We would wave at my husband on the shore – alone after his girlfriend dumped him!
I love those funky shapes!
Money no object? A weekend sitter, train to NYC, posh hotel, theater tickets and great dinner reservations.
Seeing as how I live in the boonies a 6 hour train ride from NYC I have no idea what is playing or where a good dinner would be so I am leaving the choice of show and food to the posh hotel concierge.
My dream date would a little like the move Groundhog Day only it would be reliving a quick flight to different destinations in Europe, having an elegant dinner on the banks of some body of water, spending the night in a luxurious hotel, and wandering around the city spending money on everything that sparkles. My husband and I would have to relive this same 24 hours in a different city time and again until we found the place we truly belonged.
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If money were no object, I would like to fly to Switzerland and see the alps on a date. I would love to visit all the countryside shops and purchase swiss watches!
I LOVE Harry Mason earrings!!
If money were no object – I would like to go to Italy for lunch and have dinner in Paris and then cruise around the world until I’ve seen every place there is to see – wearing my Harry Mason earrings!
My dream date….I think it would be to fly out to Santa Fe, NM and visit the Loretta Chapel to renew our wedding vows. Such a beautiful and spiritual place.
I love Harry’s earrings. I was in eargasm heaven when I visited the Pier 39 store.
Money no object date – chowder & sour dough bread with champagne overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge & a pair of every style of Harry Mason earrings with matching bits & bobs too.
These are just the best earrings ever – and they come with GREAT customer service.
Love ear spirals and cuffs.
Keeping my fingers crossed.
If money were no object…dinner in Paris then morning in St.Tropez on a gorgeous yacht….oh how I wish!
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Oh man! I would LOVE to fly to Italy for a date. That just sounds beyond romantic. Wandering the streets of Italy… grabbing some gelato. Yum!
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