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September 2010

How to shoot your day to hell using a teenager instead of a machine gun. It’s quicker and you avoid the hassle of a background check.

by Creative Junkie on September 29, 2010

Weekend regurgitation: Girls Night Out

by Creative Junkie on September 26, 2010

Another multiple choice quickie! The “I Am Not A Whore” edition. Or, the “Do Not Blog With Allergies” edition.

by Creative Junkie on September 24, 2010

I was almost going to tell you a story of how Nate enlisted the help of the Buffalo Bills and ginormous boulder holders to kill me dead

by Creative Junkie on September 21, 2010

Weekend regurgitation: Riding Superman. It goes without saying, I’m no Lois Lane.

by Creative Junkie on September 19, 2010

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