Straight No Chaser
Slap on some glasses and a little more leg hair and this was me yesterday. Diaper and all, thanks to Mother Nature and the present
December 19, 2010
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Month: December 2010
Dear Santa, can I please have a shiny new elf to hump for Christmas?
Dear Santa, HI! HI! HI! *lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick* *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
December 17, 2010
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If we’re going to kill germs for Christmas, let’s at least do it in an attractive manner, shall we?
I woke up crafty the other day and I’m here to tell you that waking up crafty is like a gift from God, kind of
December 15, 2010
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Weekend regurgitation: The only wrap I like is the kind that’s served with fries and a pickle
With the exception of a few stocking stuffers, I am done Christmas shopping. DONE. *insert happy dance here* If I (1) am married to you;
December 12, 2010
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The last twenty-four hours
Shoveled snow. Swore. Wished I lived in Hawaii. Wished I lived in California. Wished I lived in Fiji. Wished I lived someplace that had lots
December 10, 2010
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