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February 2011

Weekend regurgitation: I missed the whole point of having a rebound guy by marrying him

by Creative Junkie on February 27, 2011

Did you know that if you play twenty questions, most of your answers can include the word “genitalia” and still make sense?

by Creative Junkie on February 25, 2011

It’s not easy being green, even if you aren’t a famous amphibian made out of foam

by Creative Junkie on February 23, 2011

Weekend regurgitation: My survival kit, in the event terrorists aren’t in it for the long haul

by Creative Junkie on February 20, 2011

Non-gushy valentines are the Loch Ness monster of fifth grade

by Creative Junkie on February 18, 2011

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