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May 2011

A 44 year old, two 17 year olds and a 10 year old sit at a bar. OK. It was in a car, but that’s beside the point …

by Creative Junkie on May 6, 2011

They are as deadly as they are opposable and they should probably be registered as lethal weapons

by Creative Junkie on May 4, 2011

Weekend regurgitation: At least this one comes with a warranty and won’t vomit down my shirt

by Creative Junkie on May 1, 2011

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