Are your ears vibrating with excitement?

Maybe they know something the rest of your body doesn’t?

Like maybe … it’s Valentine’s Day this weekend?

And that maybe to celebrate, a certain prolific jewelry designer has an itchin’ to give something away?

And that maybe he’s going to scratch that itch right here on my blog?

And that maybe this analogy could get really gross if I wanted it to?

And that it’s all going to go down here tomorrow?

Man.

Your ears are pretty smart.

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