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Did you know that if you play twenty questions, most of your answers can include the word “genitalia” and still make sense?

by Creative Junkie on February 25, 2011

These people help me pay the bills. I’d like to return the favor.

by Creative Junkie on November 29, 2010

I’m on the radio. And Nate smashed the crap out of something.

by Creative Junkie on September 1, 2010

Weekend regurgitation: I’m not throwing up anything today other than a heads

by Creative Junkie on August 8, 2010

I’m for sale! I take cash, PayPal or nookie with Anderson Cooper

by Creative Junkie on May 6, 2010

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