It’s Wednesday, which means …
It’s not Friday, and …
It’s not Saturday, therefore …
I can’t count on pizza for dinner, which means …
A BIG DAMMIT, because …
I have to actually cook something, which entails …
Physical and mental exertion, both of which …
I ran out of Monday, along with peanut butter, so …
ANOTHER DAMMIT, because now …
I have to figure out a meal which …
Everyone will eat, and which …
Hasn’t been served ten times already this week, therefore …
I will cry, and …
Trip over five laundry baskets, which are …
Chock full, on my way over to the pantry, which is …
Chock empty, because …
IT’S WEDNESDAY. HELLO? But hope springs eternal so …
I will peek into my freezer, and …
Stare at one hot dog and three tater tots, which means …
DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, because now I need to …
Yank on my big girl panties and …
Suck it up, and …
Get dressed, and …
yell SHIT ON A STICK repeatedly, all of which leads up to …
Yet another trip to Wegmans.
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I’m considering having my mail forwarded there.
OK, on to the winner of the $200 Quickutz.com shopping spree!
First, a huge THANK YOU shout out to everyone who participated. You guys made me feel so much better by either having no idea what a 401K was (lucky you) or giving me permission to hock up a loogie on it and flush it down the loo.
I love that word, “loo.” So fancy. Makes me want to get all gussied up before I go pee.
And to all of you out there who do not shave your legs every day ((waving)) … A TOAST TO WOOLY MAMMOTHS EVERYWHERE. May we grow strong and prosper.
Group hug!
OK – here we go:
I used random.org and asked it to spit out a random integer between 1 and 190, inclusive, (which was the total number of comments I received by 5:00 pm eastern time, and please, somebody tell me why I cannot get WordPress to display eastern standard time correctly in my comments? Is it a daylight savings thing? Or am I just a moron?) and this is what it spewed forth at me:
and the comment corresponding to that number was:
Congratulations Reeni! Contact me at admin@thecreativejunkie.com so I can fill you in on all the details! Now go forth and be crafty. Oh, and if you could, tell everybody you meet that I’m a size 6. I’d appreciate it.
Off to Wegmans. They just called, wondering where I am.
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11 thoughts on “We have a winner on this humpity hump day!”
Oh my goodness! Are you in my head?? Your house sounds exactly like my house and your head sounds just like my head! I am at the grocery store almost every day. Is there something wrong with that?? Anyway, my solution last night was chicken tortilla soup. Super easy and everyone ate it! Even the youngest, except I suspect his was more cheese than soup. Cook the heck out of the chicken until it is falling apart. Shred the chicken. Add more water, a can or two of enchilada sauce, some taco seasoning and any other spices you might like. I thickened it with cheese and cornmeal. SO yummy! Then, I cut up some tortillas, tossed them in the oven and voila! Quick and easy. My daughter even told me now they will be asking for it all of the time. Total score!
Could you pick up some stuff for me while you are there?? We’ve got nada in this house and DH is coming home from a business trip and, as appalling as it is, he probably thinks there’s going to be food!! Silly husband : )
Ah, congrats to the winner! 🙂
Have fun at Wegman’s. I’ll just be hanging in my mammoth den till you get back.
lol Your blog is on my daily menu as a dose of comedy. I love your writing and it never ceases to make me grin or just outright guffaw. Thanks 🙂
And congrats to the winner!!!
Have fun at Wegman’s (can you actually have fun shopping?!?) and congrats to Reeni!
Congratulations to Reeni!!
So what did you end up making for dinner?? I stared at 2 chicken breasts for about 30 minutes until I finally decided to just go with the old Shake-n-Bake. So boring but the kids eat it and that’s all I need to be happy!
Congratulations, Reeni!
That’s my predicament today. It’s now Thursday. Monday and Tuesday are kids’ night at Chili’s. Wednesday is the pizza buffet at our favorite local mom and pop joint. Now it’s Thursday and I have no money saving strategies for justifying eating out. I’ll have to figure out something to cook. Thankfully my family is happy with soup and grilled cheese sandwiches if it comes down to it.
Popping in from SITS to say hi!
Yay!! Thanks so much!!! This made my day, no my week!!!
There must be some mistake! Check again! Nooo!!!!!!
(Congrats, Reeni.)