Ding! Ding! Ding!
Personally, 2011 can’t come soon enough for me. Despite a few highs here and there, 2010 ultimately wound up sucking a ginormous, pus-oozing wazoo out
December 31, 2010
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Month: December 2010
Yes and No
No, Santa and his MasterCard did not earn hernias this year. Yes, Santa was really smart and stayed within budget and wrapped everything in oversized
December 28, 2010
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I’m knee deep in mashed potatoes and my ankles never looked so delicious
I just seeded a pomegranate by beating the snot out of it with a tenderizer mallet and now my hands and kitchen look like I
December 24, 2010
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Paper pinecone ornament a/k/a the last time I got my Martha Stewart on in 2010
I know, I know … you’re saying For shit’s sake, what the hell, Andy? Another craft? Is Martha Stewart binging eggnog and throwing up all
December 22, 2010
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This year’s cookie mix jars – who knew OCD tendencies could taste so good?
Last week I posted that I woke up crafty one morning and made some personalized hand sanitizer bottles for teacher gifts. I woke up crafty
December 20, 2010
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