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January 2010

These probably weren’t the days the 10,000 Maniacs were singing about

by Creative Junkie on January 13, 2010

One more glob of toothpaste and I’ll be moving up to #1 on the UNOS list for a larynx transplant

by Creative Junkie on January 11, 2010

Sunday regurgitation: 108 personalities accounted for

by Creative Junkie on January 10, 2010

Forget my uterus. I think the real reason we don’t have a third child is because I might name it Oregano. Or Poseidon.

by Creative Junkie on January 8, 2010

We’ll soon enjoy the pitter patter of little feet! Go grab your skates because Hell has frozen solid.

by Creative Junkie on January 5, 2010

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