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November 2010

These people help me pay the bills. I’d like to return the favor.

by Creative Junkie on November 29, 2010

Weekend regurgitation: Pier 1 and unprotected sex

by Creative Junkie on November 28, 2010

I’m thankful for being stuffed. Which is something I bet you’ll never hear a turkey say.

by Creative Junkie on November 24, 2010

How do I know if I’m looking at the turkey’s fanny? Do they even have fannies?

by Creative Junkie on November 23, 2010

A different kind of weekend regurgitation. Yet another reason to hate fundraisers.

by Creative Junkie on November 21, 2010

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