Are your ears running around nekkid? If so, this *GIVEAWAY* is for you!

In addition to my 4″ black patent leather spiked heels and my shorty short patterned leather jacket, one of my favorite things to come out of the eighties was the movie When Harry Met Sally. I loved Billy Crystal as Harry Burns and Meg Ryan as Sally Albright and how she ordered everything on the side and how he read the last page of a book first because he needed to know how it ended just in case he suddenly dropped dead.

I’m a little like Harry in that I read magazines back to front and think I am going to drop dead every day of my life, especially while riding shotgun with Nate on the expressway. And I’m a lot like Sally in that I take ten minutes to order a meal while my family withers away from malnutrition. Oh, and just like Sally, I place letters in a mailbox one at a time, carefully checking to ensure each one has dropped successfully before inserting another. It took me six hours to mail out my wedding invitations.

And I used to wear big glasses in the eighties, just like Sally!

Oooh, and I can make dogs howl in protest and cats willingly sacrifice all nine of their lives when I sing, just like Sally!

And I faked an orgasm in the middle of a crowded restaurant just to prove a point, just like Sally!

Wait.

That may have been indigestion. Or sudden onset perimenopause.

But speaking of orgasms, who doesn’t like a Big “O” every once in a while?

Do you remember when I blogged here about my intention to acquire a multitude of them with my husband while celebrating our tenth wedding anniversary in San Francisco this past June?

And that I fully intended to get one by visiting Harry Mason’s shop at Pier 39 and buying myself another pair of Earspirals?

And that my entire body came home very relaxed and happy from San Fran, especially my ears, which yelled MISSION ACCOMPLISHED at the top of their lungs on my blog?

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I won’t bore you all over again with how much I love Harry Mason and his Earspirals because BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, LET’S MOVE ON, right?

Except … who am I kidding?

I big-red-puffy-heart Harry Mason and his Earspirals.

Just in case you weren’t paying attention the last twenty-two times.

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Sigh. Just soak in all that prettiness.

Before Harry Mason was a jewelry designer, he was a seventies long haired hippie slalom skateboarder who moonlighted as a disco dance instructor.

Isn’t that just the coolest thing ever? I bow to your ΓΌberness, Harry.

You know, I was a disco-holic when I was young. Still am. In fact, I’m typing this to the beat of Stayin’ Alive. At this rate, I might finish this post next week. Maybe if I didn’t feel compelled to channel Tony Manero and strike a pose, hand on hip, other pointed to the sky, every five minutes, I’d finish this post sooner. And if I just stop yelling WHETHER YOU’RE A BROTHER OR WHETHER YOU’RE A MOTHER, YOU’RE STAYIN’ ALIVE, STAYIN’ ALIVE. That might help too.

If we ever go to a Halloween costume party, I’m totally making Nate borrow Harry’s bell bottoms and go as Denny Terrio from Dance Fever. And I’ll squeeze myself into a sparkly gold lamΓ© leotard and go as one of the Solid Gold dancers.

Or, at least my ankle will. The rest of my body will just have to tag along.

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This one is similar to the Earspiral above, but with a little extra bling.

I’d like to bling myself out every once in a while, but I can’t find my BeDazzler.

Who absconded with my BeDazzler?

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Harry, did you take my BeDazzler?

Although I’d hazard a guess that you have more sophisticated tools in your arsenal, right? That’s OK. You can tell me. I won’t tell anyone. I’m great at keeping secrets! Nate still doesn’t know about the tattoo I got six months ago!

Oops.

Good thing he doesn’t read this blog.

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Love and adore these.

My ears are getting all verklempt.

Harry’s even got instructions for putting on Earspirals, just in case any of you are running away screaming. It’s OK! Come back! Don’t be scared!

Did you know that I just missed meeting Harry when we visited his shop in June? I hung around his store waiting for him, totally prepared to stalk him but after an hour, when my credit card passed out from exhaustion and my family passed out from starvation, we had to leave.

We were destined to be ships that passed in the night. Except it was daylight. And I’m not a ship, even though it’s widely rumored that I can burp louder than a foghorn.

I’m thinking that’s a compliment?

This entire incident was my inspiration for penning the manuscript When Harry Almost Met Andy and sending it off to Billy Crystal for his review and consideration.

That was over a month ago. I can only assume he’s waiting to hear back from Angelina Jolie about playing my part.

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Did you know Harry patented the Earspiral? Back in the eighties, when he and his wife were local street artists in San Francisco, their loyal customers would complain of how easy it was to lose an earring. Harry spent long hours dreaming about earrings that didn’t stop, drop and roll and in the middle of the night, he came up with the spiral idea. He was so excited that he immediately shook his wife and said WAKE UP! LOOK AT THIS!

And like all good wives who get woken up in the dead of night by husbands who shout WAKE UP! LOOK AT THIS, she mumbled ARE YOU CRAZY? CAN’T YOU SEE THIS HEADACHE ON MY FACE? Then she rolled over and lapsed back into a coma.

And then the next morning, she got all excited about Harry’s idea and one year later, the Earspiral was official.

Do you know the last time Nate woke me up in the middle of the night by shouting WAKE UP! LOOK AT THIS!

Neither does he. He’s still suffering from memory loss from the concussion he sustained.

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Are these not amazing? I’m all a twitter.

Once these things are in your ears, they aren’t stopping, dropping or rolling anywhere. No more walking around wearing one earring in one ear and a gaping hole in the other and trying to pass it off as eclectic.

Nobody falls for it.

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Sigh. This one is so worth a Big O, don’t you think?

Speaking of Harry’s wife, her name is Kathryn. He met her in the early eighties at a dance party where they talked and did the hustle and hung out and he promised to call her.

And then his Y chromosome kicked into high gear and guess what? He didn’t call.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Harry. If you weren’t so damn talented, I’d be hard pressed not to whomp you upside the head.

On second thought … as Sally once said, You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.

*WHOMP*

(pssssst Harry … I’m sorry. You know I adore you, right?)

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Sigh. Big Ooooooooooooooooooo.

One month after that party, Kathryn was rollerskating on the streets of San Francisco and serendipity smiled down upon her and next thing she knew, she slammed right into a surprised Harry. Rather than beat him senseless as I might have done, she simply said you promised you would call.

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And they’ve been together ever since.

You guys are adorable, did you know that?

Harry? Kathryn?

CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME OVER THAT SHIRT?

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Yummmmmmmmmm.

Harry and Kathryn have been together for over twenty years and to this day, every time he mentions her, he refers to her as either “‘love of my life” or “my beautiful wife.”

Can you stand the hopeless romanticism?

*fanning myself*

I wonder if I duct taped Nate to Harry and made Harry sneeze, would Nate catch it? Would it spread like poison ivy? Sink in through osmosis maybe?

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Love this one.

Guess what Harry and Kathryn did on their first date?

They went rollerskating. Down the hills of San Francisco. Backwards.

Hello? Have you met the hills of San Francisco? Allow me to introduce you:

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So, basically Harry and Kathryn thought it was a good idea to stick wheels on their feet and then let gravity have its way with them down San Francisco’s version of Mt. Everest at a speed of Mach 10.

BACKWARDS.

The romantic side of me thinks they were just a couple of whacky kids, blinded by love. The logical part of me thinks they were stoned out of their minds.

Then again, I’m the one who went rollerblading with my honey down our own east coast interpretation of Mt. Kilimanjaro and spent the rest of the night having him pick an entire highway out of my ass so who am I to judge?

So, I’ll just shut up.

For at least a minute.

*pause*

There. Wasn’t that refreshing?

WARNING: BIG O AHEAD:

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SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

This is the pair I bought for myself back in June!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I simply can’t help myself!

Harry’s Earspirals get me all twitterpated.

I love it when I can use that word correctly in a sentence. I need to use those sentences more often.

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This isn’t an Earspiral but who cares? It just screams CLASSY, don’t you think?

I can hear it all the way over here, 3,000 miles away.

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Oh my goodness.

This is called an Ear Fancy.

Because it’s fancy and you wear it on your ear.

Don’t you love it when the stars and planets align and everything makes sense?

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This one is gorgeous, isn’t it? I almost can’t stand it.

My ears are quivering with excitement.

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Oh.My.God.

My ears are literally convulsing. I just want to have my way with them.

The Ear Fancys, not my ears because ewwww … that would just be weird.

Have you ever seen anything so delicious that wasn’t smothered under Nutella?

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<THUD> <———- me and my ears, passing out from sheer ecstasy.

I need a moment.

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Thank you.

Before I forget, see Harry’s ad at the top of my side bar? Go over thereΒ  —————————–>

Now scroll up and look for the ad that looks like this:

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If you click on that ad, you’ll get a code for $5 off your purchase.

I know!

Go ahead and do a happy dance! I’ll wait.

OK … are we ready for the giveaway?

Up for grabs:

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A $100 shopping spree at Harry Mason Designer Jewelry, at his online shop or at any of his stores!

Have yourself one whopper of a Big O on us!

Earspirals, Ear Fancys, Ear Cuffs, Ear Wraps … whatever your little nekkid ears have a hankering for.

By the way, how many of you live with men who lose cerebral function at warp speed when faced with a written list? You use up your last gallon of milk and toss away the carton without remembering to take a picture of it and hot glue it to his eyelids before sending him to the store for some more. So now you realize you have no choice but to write him a note in big block letters “one gallon of fat free milk in the white container that has a 2 x 3 inch rectangular label with blue/red stars all over it, located in Aisle 10B, top shelf on the left.”

And he comes home from the store with a five pound bag of kitty litter and no milk.

And you don’t even own a cat.

No problem! Harry’s got a wishlist option on his site, perfect for the XY chromosome in your life who requires visual aids. Choose what you want, stick it on your wishlist and then staple the computer to your significant other’s face and let him feel empowered. Tada! No more kitty litter.



OK … the nitty gritty:

  • To enter, leave a comment in this post, telling me what you’d love to see on your body. Long luscious hair? Firm boobs? All the shoes from Sex and the City? If you ask me, I don’t even have to think about it! Hands down, Anderson Cooper.
  • Nate loves me, regardless of my stalking tendencies.
  • Anyone 18 or older can enter. You youngsters in your twenties, can I live vicariously through you?
  • If you win and you’re anything like me and lack self-control, you’ll probably find well over $100 worth in your cart. No worries! Apply the $100 to your total and just pay the difference. Remember, happy ears make for a happy head.
  • Don’t forget to click Harry’s ad at the top of my sidebar to get your coupon code for $5 off!
  • The winner will have thirty days from notification to make his/her ears downright giddy.
  • No entries after 5:00 pm eastern time on Sunday, August 23, because by that point, nothing on my body will be giddy, least of all my ears.
  • I will randomly use Random.org to randomly choose a random winner. Randomly.
  • Please don’t enter more than once! Your comment will show up. Duplicate entries make my head spin and then I get dizzy and throw up. Oh, and speaking of duplicates … My blog theme Thesis is pitching a hissy by refusing to continue sequential numbering of comments beyond #500. Instead, it numbers each group of up to 500 comments as #1-500. Thesis thinks this is funny. I assure you, it is not. But I’m aware of this glitch and have a plan in place to deal with it so go ahead and post your comment and don’t worry about your comment number. And if you’re looking for Thesis, it will be standing in a corner with its nose to the wall, thinking long and hard about its actions and how they affect others.
  • I’ll announce the winner on Monday!

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That’s it!

Now, do me a favor, please? Go rent When Harry Met Sally. You won’t be disappointed.

I leave you with the immortal words of Harry Burns:

You know, I have a theory that hieroglyphics are just an ancient comic strip about a character named Sphinxy.


Good luck!

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251 thoughts on “Are your ears running around nekkid? If so, this *GIVEAWAY* is for you!”

  1. oh my goodness. Prettiness! Prettiness!

    Goodness what I would love to see on my body?? ummmmm…..How about skin that isn’t multihued by lovely stretch marks, undereye circles and whatnot? Is there a place you can go to trade in your skin?

    “Yes, I like a new skin please. Preferably one that tans, doesn’t have stretch marks and doesn’t blind my poor husband when I am changing.”

    Courtney

  2. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooYESSS!!!
    Ok hunny. Ill go get you a towel.
    Ok well, what would I like to see on my body. Beside the totally unsexy fact that I need a couple of new crowns in my mouth ( that counts as body, right?) I would love to see some sexy lingerie. Or hell, not even that sexy. I’d settle for any bra not ten years old and non white anymore, sigh.
    I could use some sexy sparkle again, that’s for sure!

  3. OK don’t have my ears pierced – yes I am officially a “wuss”.

    My mum – she got her ears pierced LAST YEAR – aged 75! So that is only another 33 years to wait πŸ™‚

    Can I still be your “irish friend with the cute/weird accent”?

  4. I’m thinking Janmary and her adorable brogue are going to need to get some pierced earlobes, for we know that random.org love, love, LOVES to taunt me by not only NOT choosing me for your giveaways, but by choosing the person *immediately before* me. Unless the r.o gods choose the person immediately after me for a change…..

    Or, perhaps, just maybe this time I *will* win. Maybe it’ll be lucky #4 that does it and the r.o gods have just been holding out for the most fantabulous giveaway prize you’ve had yet, all for me? Really? Could it be? I’m all jacked up on Mtn. Dew Voltage right now and we leave for vacay in 4 hours, so my mind’s racing!

    Anyhow, things I’d like to see on my body:

    – my feet, without shadows cast by my belly.

    – George Clooney and/or Hugh Jackman (I’m not too choosy)

    – muscle definition – not even a six pack, but just, you know, the appearance of muscles…

    – Hugh Jackman and/or George Clooney (want to be fair to each of them, can’t have one be first…)

    – a tan. Well, anything other than “lobster red” or “pasty white” which are my two current modes of skin coloring. Fingers crossed as I jet off to the House of Mouse!

    I’ll eagerly await the news of my win… of course I’ll be without internet access for the next 10 days so you’ll have to txt me! πŸ˜‰

  5. I loved your post and I love these earrings!

    On my body I’d love to have firm boobs and no stretchmarks anywhere! I’d also love to have these earrings on my ears and a fat diamond on my hand.

  6. oh so lovely!!

    on my body, easy LESS less boobs less middle less thighs, is there somewhere you can donate extra boobage to those in need??

  7. Oh my! A big O and at work even……how naughty! What would I like to have on my body? Well, since Anderson Cooper is taken, how bout Elliot Stabler? Gosh he makes me smile and drool…..I’d also like bigger boobs, but needles and scalpels scare me. I would so love to win this shopping spree. I hope random.org can hear me begging. I hope Elliot can hear me begging. I hope my sister can not hear me begging. She seems to think it’s unbecoming. What does she know? She’s the younger sister. She doesn’t have a clue yet. Anyhoo…….pick me please, please, please!!!!!

  8. I would like to see enough hair on my head that my scalp doesn’t burn in the sun. Oh and the flat stomach I had in my 20s, which seems to have been swallowed by an inner tube.

  9. Seriously fabulous stuff!! Thanks for the history of Harry and Kathryn and Harry and Sally! What would I like to see on my body, hmm my goodness. Well since I can say it and it will most likely never happen, suddenly after I turned 40 and started watching LA Ink, I want a tattoo!!! For the life of me I could never really choose what I would get and my dear husband was kind enough to remind me that the tattoo would sag along with the rest of me. But just for fun a rad tattoo.

  10. I would like to see less frizz in my hair and more defined curl…my hair only seems to be happy to comply during the non-rainy part of winter, though.

  11. You are hilarious! I love to read your blog first thing in the morning – a cup of coffee and hoots of laughter are a fine way to wake up!

    ON my body? How about just less of my body?

    Okay, on my body….hmmmm…I have a secret wish for a tattoo. DH would have fit, but I would love to have a little ink, where only I can see it. Don’t want to show off my ultra-coolness, ya know. Might give all my mom friends a complex. πŸ˜‰

  12. Totally great post! Um…I need to get rid of my baby belly before I have another kid. It’s not a big baby belly, persay, but it is stockpiling potato chips at a rapid pace. Thanks for the chance to win!

  13. Oh, man! Those Ear Fancys are GORGEOUS!!! They are sOOO cool! πŸ™‚
    I would love to see my man on my body πŸ˜‰ (Can that be my answer, please?) πŸ˜›

  14. O. M. G.!!!!! I love, love, love, love, love……….all of Harry’s ear stuff!!! Specially those ear fancies..sigh. Did you know that I have 7 piercings in 1 ear and 6 in the other? or was that 6 in one and 5 in the other? hmm…I forget! LOL! When I was 17 I worked in Spencer’s gifts where I had access to a ear piercing gun, lots of guys that wanted just 1 ear pierced and gave me the other! LOL!! That explains all those holes! LOL

    As for what I want to see on my body..hmm..you know I’ve bit back the urge to get a nose piercing or a eye brow piercing! I would have gone for it but my 11 year old swears up and down he’ll disown me as his mom forever and ever if I do that so…I’m saving it for a even more embarrassing age in his life πŸ˜‰ Other than that..I’d love several things OFF my body!! Weight, stretch marks, boobs that don’t go south from nursing 3 kids for soo long!! ok..I’ll spare you the rest and say PICK ME random.org!! Pick ME!!

  15. I would love to see a pair of those earrings..can you believe that I have N E V E R seen them before!!!

  16. You know my unending love for those ear spirals. And it was Kathryn who sold me my first pair! I LOVE THEM. I must have those opal ones, so you must pick my name. Seriously.

  17. Okay I have been reading your blog from the begining and trying to catch up, I am still in January. Anyway, you make me smile. What I would love if I could would be to loose about 500 pounds, and have white teeth, my teeth have never been white, they are their own colour, they are perfectly aligned due to 3 years of braces, and we all know I am not going to diet, so the teeth seem doable.

  18. Love all of these wonderful ear spirals! Oh my! Yes!!! As for what I’d love to see on my body (besides ear spirals), I’d have to say a flat pre-4 children tummy. Yep, that would make me a happy girl! πŸ™‚

  19. I can quote entire scenes from When Harry Met Sally. My daughter thinks it’s funny. My son thinks I’m nuts. I want to see Crocs on my body! I love them! I don’t want to wear ANY OTHER SHOE! [help….]

  20. Oh dear God! I have not seen those before…eva…and I really need to buy some…a lot of some! I love those ear fancies and I love the pearl ones! Oooh I also love the ones you bought, and I love the single drop ones, and I …oh hell I want them all!

    I am not sure what I want to see ON my body other than Jason Statham…mmmm, yes please!

    Instead I might take off…like half of me!

    I have been wanting to get my nose pierced though! I feel like a idiot though, a 34 yr old getting a nose piercing! My 16 yr old would die of embarassment! lol

    Good luck to everyone!

    *thinks about Jason….*

  21. I also have a few tattoos in mind, that I’ve been wanting to get for years. Think I’d like to see those on my body. And I’d love to wear those groovy ear things!! πŸ™‚

  22. This post is so funny. πŸ˜€

    I would love ot see my body without all the extra skin and wrinkles. I have lost a HUGE aount of weight and my skin is just not gouing back the way I want it to. Wrinkly thighs are just not a pretty sight, ya know

  23. Ohhh those earrings are gorgeous? How have I not heard of them before! I love the diamond ones that wrap up the side of the ear. Too cool.

    And if they came with refreshed perky 18 year old breasts and just a fraction of the shoes in Carrie Bradshaw’s closet I could die a happy, happy girl!!

  24. what gorgeous earrings!!

    one thing I’d like to see on my body…firm, tight abs and a belly button ring to decorate it!

    love the story about Harry and Katherine..

  25. Oooh those are fabu!

    I wish for long curly hair. I have short straight hair and would love to just have a bunch of wild crazy hair for a while. LOL!

  26. I loved this post–it was probably the best post for a give-away that I ever saw! Very funny.

    Those earrings are fantastic! Even if I don’t win, I think I am going to be getting some as I just love unusual jewelry.

    Something I’d love to change about myself? I’d love it if ‘the girls’ were just a bit smaller (I know! I know–many of you have the opposite)–but I’d just love to be able to go braless more comfortably and to wear tube tops without popping out all over!

  27. OMGosh those earings are gorgeous! And I checked, the simple designs aren’t too badly priced either! What I’d like to see on my body would be less of me (lol), and those spiral earings! Looooove ’em!

  28. I would love to see a baggy size 8 dress on my body. That’s a single-digit number, people. Here’s hoping!

  29. What would I like to see on my body?! How ’bout what I would like to NOT see on my body? STRETCH MARKS!! Not that I don’t love ’em, but, well, I don’t.

  30. These earring are gorgeous!

    The one thing I’d like to see on my body would be the abs I had when I was 18.

  31. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Seriously. SQUEE to the max. I checked out his website when you first posted about it and just about drowned in my own drool. But since we have about… oh.. NO expendable income right now, I mourned and walked away from the site sulking with no fancy shmancy new earspirals. I hope I win!

    Ok. Ok. So what would I like to see on my body? Well, aside from these fantastic ear ornaments… I’d like my hair to behave properly. Or to trade it in for hair that is just perfect when I roll out of bed. My Mom tells me everyone is jealous of my hair, but it’s a big fat lie. It’s thick, it’s coarse, it’s unmanageable, and I can’t take it anymore! *sigh* Or wait… I’d like to NOT see the cellulite on my thighs. Either would be good. Ok. I’m done. Hey, randomizer thingie? Pick me! Pretty PLEASE?!

  32. okay, my ears are itching now. A pair of these would definitely provide me an eargasm. Speaking of which the one thing I want on my body is: no clothes, just shoes and jewelry all over. I am a nudist at heart who lives in a crowded place πŸ™

  33. I would love to have tons of shoes. I don’t care if they’re from Wal-Mart or Marc Jacobs. I have a shoe fetish.

    Those earrings though are to die for. I have never said that about anything before, not even shoes. They are so unique it draws my attention.

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  35. I’m 9 months preggo and due to deliver my baby boy next week…so at this point I’m looking forward to working my bum off to fit into a nice luxurious pair of skinny jeans and a cashmere sweater for the fall…:)

  36. What would I like to see on my body? Well, besides those luscious Harry Mason Earspirals, I’d love to see a pair of Jimmy Choo’s on me. A girl can dream, right?

  37. OMG…those earrings are to die for! I would like to see less of me on me if you know what I mean. I would love to be on What Not To Wear and get a new wardrobe, hairstyle & makeup as I could definitely use an update to all of the above and don’t know where to begin… maybe I will get myself a pair of the ear spirals as a start and see where I go from there. At least my ears would be really happy! Even better would be to win a pair! Here’s wishing……

  38. love, love the earrings!!!!
    I would love to have thicker hair… my thin one parties without me at night and is just not sturdy enough for the days too.
    I would also like for someone to get a donation of at least 50pounds of fat. Surely there are a lot of uber skinny models out there that could use some of it!
    And while we are at it, someone tell my feet I am not wearing combat boots anymore, so it is time to stop producing so much rough skin.

  39. On my body, I would love to see white sand from a tropical island. I don’t care if it’s stuck to my fat thighs or big butt, it’s tropical island sand!! That would mean I would have to BE THERE, and not HERE. πŸ˜‰

    Those ear spirals and ear fancies are SWEEEEEET!!

  40. Long time reader, first time poster. Love the blog, covet the earrings, so random.org, you better make this happen for me or you’ve got a plague of biblical proportions coming your way! That’s right, I got that kind of power.

    On my body? Jon Hamm. Pretty please, with sugar on top.

  41. Oh those are lovely! I love wearing earrings. I know I would get TONS of compliments on those babies! What an awesome giveaway!

    Hmmm…It is tough to decide but, If I had to choose what I would like to see I would definitely love to have p erky boobs again on my body and some nice new undergarments. LOL Simple things make me happy πŸ™‚

  42. An earring designer named Mason
    is creating an earlobe sensation
    with curliques of gold
    and beads, oh so bold
    he’s enchanting the femmes of the nation

  43. Oh… So much pretty!!! Love em!!!!

    Thanks for another awesome giveaway!!!

    For me, would love this belly tightened up!! Lost some weight, but still have this danger floppy belly!!!

  44. <<>> Johnny Depp or in a pinch orlando bloom

    <> Had em and lost em with the birth of my now toddler son. I have yet to accept this however and I still wear all of my old bras with the addition of push up inserts πŸ™‚

    <> Johnny Depp.. oh wait, I said that didn’t ?

    <> What good are his hands if they’re down!?

    Ok.. that was my lame attempt to be humorous. I hope that you have a Fjabulous Fjord Fjriday (don’t ask.. )

  45. Love the Ear Spirals! I’m coveting them already – I see a little shopping in my future, and then I see DH having a small heart attack after viewing the credit card bill…

    So, what would I love to see on my body? A pair of size 4 jeans (and they’re actually fitting my entire body, not just lolling around my cankles, fruitlessly trying to fit over my thighs!) I was once a size 4 four about half a minute 14 years ago. Ahhh, I remember it fondly. Maybe some lovely ear spirals will draw attention away from my no-longer-a-size-4-body. Of course then they’ll draw attention to my 40-something face that’s beginning to resemble a shar-pei on a good day…

  46. what i’d love to see on my body is a size 10 that fits…actually, what i’d love is more tattoos… i have 3, have 3 on the backburner, and a whole lotta skin to ink.

    My ears are lonely for Harry…

  47. I have Thesis, too… and would love to know what solution you find to this problem. It deserves to stand in the corner.

    Ooooooooooooooooooooookay. So see those one with the aqua. I heart them. I must have them. They soooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty.

    Since you took the Anderson Cooper answer, I’ll go with my own hubby. But with a catch… my own hubby, on a date night, when my kids are happy, well-fed and taken care of by someone else (for once!) and sleeping upon my return. How’s that?

    πŸ™‚

  48. A pre-2 kids six pack and not the one from a Coors six pack! I love those earrings gotta make my wishlist and send a link to hubby. Birthday in 5 weeks.

  49. Oh you r so dang funny…I have called everyone I know to read them your post, even made some sit thru several posts!
    I had never heard of earspirals until now but holy crap i love them!!!! As far as what I would like to see on my body….1. my toes without tilting forward to see past the pooch! 2. perky boobs that salute the sun and not my navel and 3. a butt like JLo. Is that too much to ask for?!

  50. I would LOVE thick hair. And 50 lbs less of me. And a pair of those freaking earspirals. Holy crap.

  51. I would love to have a FLAT STOMACH!! I have NEVER had one, even as a teenager I had a pudge. Now I’m 23 and in the best shape of my life, but I STILL have this damned PUDGE!!!

    Orgasm inducing earrings might help me make it through the day…. πŸ˜‰

  52. hmm, I just want some of Harry’s earrings on my body. At my age–and size– I only shop for shoes, purses, and earrings!! Shoes because the size I wear is still a single digit—unlike my clothing!!! The purses and earrings fit no matter what your size–and earrings just make you feel beautiful. Besides I have wanted some of these O-making earrings since you first talked about them!!!! Please, Random.org,, please pick me–I could really use a big Harry O!!!!

  53. OMG I’m having a big O right here in my office chair – those are all stunning!!

    What would I like on my body? Firm, perky boobs, a flat tummy and Johnny Depp (in no particular order – although I’d settle for Johnny alone).

    But if I had to, I’d really settle for some of Harry’s gorgeous creations!!

    Please pick me random.org!!

  54. Wow I’m in love. I need those ear spirals on my body. I think I might print out a bunch I like and leave them randomly around the house as hints.

  55. I was thinking, cool givaway except I don’t have holes in my head, well, holes where jewelry would be placed, that is. But then you mentioned ear cuffs and ear wraps and I thought, I could do those! So I’m in! Thanks for the contest!

  56. I would love to see six pack abs on my body, also firm thighs and butt. Oh and maybe Bruce Springsteen.

  57. I’d love to see some better clothing on my body. I desperately need to update my wardrobe, but I’m too lazy/cheap/whatever.

    Let’s start with earrings ……

  58. Reading this blog post is most definitely one of my top 5 favorites in the history of my visiting a blog, girl you are awesome! You truly need to write a novel because reading your words is entertaining, comical and compelling! I have read hundreds and hundreds of blog posts and yours will remain most memorable for me! I adored learning about Harry Mason and reminiscing about When Harry Met Sally! And, my mouth is still sitting on the floor since it dropped as I started to look at all of Harry Mason’s exquisite designs, wowza is all I can say! Hmmm, now on to the question at hand. What would I like to see on my body! For the sake of my remaining allowed to continue posting on blogs I’ll keep this one “G” rated and say Jillian Michaels abs. They are the perfect combination of attractive without being too overly muscular. I love that. I would also love to drape my body in a DF Dress, they are so lovely and I have always dreamed of wearing one some day. Okay, so I am boring what can I say! You totally rock for hosting such a terrific giveaway so thanks so much for the chance to enter.

  59. Love the unique look of these earrings !

    I would like the hands of a masseuse on my body at my leisure.

    Thanks for sponsoring the contest !

  60. Hmmm… what would I want ON my body? I can think of a TON of things I want OFF my body!

    I suppose some new duds. I am SO lazy when it comes to clothes. I generally find two pairs of jeans I love; wear them until they fall apart; repeat. Subsitute jeans for shirts, shoes, purses, etc. and you get the idea.

  61. Wow, those are some earrings. I don’t have a lot of earrings, because I am very picky, but I believe I could find quite a few pairs of these that I would love.

    I would love to see a flat belly on my body, but I think I’d have to have surgery for that to happen LOL

  62. Okay, after looking at Harry’s earrings, I totally understand your obsession with them. I have to have at least one pair! What I would like on my body would be some tight, firm muscles again; you know like I used to have about 20 years ago! And, a pair of these earrings; at least one. My husband thanks you for letting me in on this secret website and I thank you for the chance to win this wonderful prize!

  63. What I would love on my body is a nice bikini (and look good at the same time). Miss those days, before kids and all.
    The Jewelry here at Harry Mason is awesome. So unique and really beautiful. Thanks so much.

  64. I’d love to see hair that could grow past a certain length and wouldn’t look like a frizzy mess! πŸ™‚ I am imagining hair that is naturally straight, so I wouldn’t have to use a straightening iron EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!

  65. What I would love to see on my body. How about what I don’t want on my body. Definitely need to lose some fat. I’d love to have straight hair without having to work on it for an hour and a half.

    These pieces of jewelry are beautiful. Thanks for this opportunity.

  66. I’d love to see my jeans back on my body! They’re what I miss most about being pregnant – I can give up chocolate, I can give up mercury-filled fish… but I miss my jeans! *sniff*

    Thanks for the great giveaway πŸ™‚

  67. I would LOVE to see firm, perky boobs on my body. The only way it’s going to happen is expensive surgery, so in reality, it will never happen.

  68. What I would like to see on my body is one of those super cute and sexy bra and panty sets. An underwire push-up bra with pretty,lacy trim and those skimpy bikini panties that the Victoria Secret models wear. I have tried, but somehow when you’re a double D it doesn’t look the same. I hope I win the spree. It would make me feel much better about mt 18 hour bra and granny panties.

  69. Oh my GOD those are gorgeous!

    I would love to see all of those amazing earrings on my ears. Lol. Uhm. Maybe not all at once. πŸ˜‰

  70. Ok, how about a beautiful pair of your earrings on my ears…less fat in my middle, no gray hair and well…

  71. I’d love to see sexy high heels on my body, rather than the flip flops and tennies I’ve grown accustomed to. Love the earrings…..pick ME, pick ME, random.org! Headed to San Francisco in two weeks, would love to shop this store in person. I’ll try the rollerskating backwards for my next trip. πŸ˜‰

  72. I would love to see my tummy again! My dear 7-mo-old son has it and refuses to give it back. To be more specific, I want a firm, tanned, 19-inch-waisted (ok, I’ll even accept 22 in.) tummy that things bounce off of. With a visible 6-pack. Just give me my 17-year-old volleyball-playing sister’s tummy and i’ll be happy.
    Thank you.

  73. Along with several others – I would like to see abs – do I still have them? They’ve disappeared for a long time, so I’m just not sure….

  74. clarissa neiding

    I had a baby a few weeks ago and I would love to see my pre pregnancy flat belly back on me!!

  75. I want to lose 50-60 lbs and sweep this certain lady off her feet and live happily everafter

  76. I don’t wear jewelry, besides my wedding rings, but I can certainly see myself in a pair of these earrings! Some of them are so simply beautiful they seem almost like an extension of my lovely self!!

  77. I would love to have one of those absolutely perfect heads of hair. You know, with the perfect, stylish, cutting edge cut and yet, so easy to manage it is scary!

  78. Wow! Your writing is so funny πŸ™‚ Thank you for the giveaway, I haven’t seen anything like these before, and I can tell you are a gold fanatic, but I prefer silver or white gold so I am glad to see he makes a ton of those too!

  79. I know what I’d like to see OFF of my body….the extra poundage that has somehow wormed its way onto my midsection and is hanging on like grim death.

    What I’d like to see on my body? Hm…..an engagement ring. Definitely.

  80. I would love to see Vera Wang’s designs on my body. The long, flowing,soft, materials that drape and grace a lithe body. Oh yes if they would look good on short and round. So a little ear bling might draw the eye UP.

  81. These earings are amazing and beautiful. I WANTS!!!

    What do I want to see on myself… About 50 lbs less, perky boobs, a perky butt, and ankles that are not cankles. And maybe George Clooney.

  82. Can I have Johnny Depp on my arm? Okay okay, really, I’d love to have more manageable hair that isn’t so THICK and ANNOYING! And I’d love to have really straight/white teeth. That would be awesome. LOL

    -Lauren

  83. For me, it’s all about George Clooney….can’t help it…love that perpetual twinkle in his eyes! My husband, luckily, gets it and is willing to share me with George! CALL GEORGE….damnit….CALL!!!!

  84. What I want to see on my body is less fat (MUCH less fat!) and more of these gorgeous earrings – I do have a couple of pair already (yes, I found him about 10 years before you did, so there!). Oh and some dimples too. I don’t know why God didn’t see fit to give me any, but I want some – now.

  85. MMMMmmmm… well….if you can have Anderson Cooper on your body… can I have Jeffrey Donovan from Burn Notice on mine? OK, a pair of Harry’s Ear Fancies is an acceptable substitute. I am so glad you featured his earrings. I have to have a pair now.

  86. I really love these earrings, very beautiful! I’d love to see a lot less weight on me. Thanks!

  87. I would love to own every cool pair of slip on Airwalks & Vans that they have ever made. I have quite the shoe collection going.

  88. Well apart from a pair of those earings I’d like to see another couple of inches on my body. Not horizontal inches, vertical ones. I’d like to be taller and therefore slimmer, all the better to swan around in a pair of those silver earings (to match my silver hair).

  89. I’d like to see a slimmer, younger me while retaining what I know now. And the earrings would be great too! In fact, I had a similar pair a long time ago and I haven’t seen them anywhere since I bought the ones I had. wgbc1446[at]yahoo[dot]com

  90. Oh I’d love the earrings on my ears! Fabulous!!
    Other than that, I’d like to see a flatter stomach. Ouchh!! No matter how little I eat, the bulge won’t leave …

  91. What a great giveaway! I love those earrings!!! Wow!
    And I would like to see longer legs. I am so small ^^
    Thanks a lot!

  92. Ooooo pretty pretty!

    Let’s see…What would I like to see on my body? How about a waist? The kids took mine when they showed up and I would love to have it back!

  93. Other than jewlery? Eric from True Blood! πŸ™‚ hahaha Or maybe longer feet (already a size 10!), because then I can say I can see my feet again! haha

  94. Those are amazing. I am drooling and that takes a lot for me!
    What would I like to see on my body? Oh my, so many great answers – but I think I will stick with what I don’t want to see on my body – that would be about 15 lbs of fat. Wouldn’t that be great!!

  95. LOVE Harry’s ear jewelry!!!

    On my body, I’d love to see boobs that stay up where they’re supposed to be without a bra to hold them there!

  96. You hoo!!! ShanB way up there at #7…I’d like to volunteer for your boobage donation!! And then after I finally fill out a bathing suit nicely, fewer freckles and a nice, healthy tan would be great. Wouldn’t those earrings go ever so well with my new tan? And boobs?

  97. I wish I had 10 ears so that every ear could be adorned with those gorgeous earrings!!! They are, without a doubt, the most beautiful designs I’ve seen anywhere. Selecting a favorite pair would be the most difficult decision, so having 10 ears would help!

  98. You are too funny.

    I love all the items in the photos. I would love to see less belly and more defined muscles on my body. I would also love to see some of Harry’s earrings on my ears.

  99. On my body I would like to see something current and fashionable – unlike my current state of fashionlessness. These earrings would be a great contribution!

  100. Oh, I am so glad that I found your blog. There earring are to DIE for, (and you are quite hilarious!) Let’s see, what would I like to see on my body? You mean BESIDES ear spirals? I guess I’d have to say a flat, no baby pooch tummy!!

  101. What would I like to see on my body? Why the earspirals, of course!!
    And less fat, more firmness, no wrinkles, yada, yada, yada.

  102. I love all of these great earrings – too cool!
    Right now, I would love to have a wonderful and relaxing deep sea mud bath on my body. And, if I can’t have that, then I would settle for a new Coach tote bag.
    I love reading your blog! You made me laugh today and I thank you.

  103. I would like to see new, perkier boobs. After nursing 4 kids they have begun to migrate south without the rest of me!

    Thank you for this awesome giveaway!

  104. I’d like to see a size 10 or 12 that’s a little big on me!!!!!
    Thanks for a chance to win a prize!

  105. I’ll tell you what I WOULDN’T like to see on my body — the extra weight that crept up since I had my 2nd child … 6 YEARS AGO!!!! But I’m working on that.

    So, what I WOULD like to see on my body, after I’ve toned up and lost a bit of weight, is a cute, swingy, sleeveless dress. I know that doesn’t sound exciting, but I have not worn a sleevless ANYTHING in a long time … I just don’t like how I look in them.

    That’s my wish!

  106. Definitely bigger boobs! and I’m buying them when I retire…lol

    My husband, when told said “Why wait?”. πŸ™‚

  107. Oooh – I have a very plain pair of ear spirals that I got in SF many years ago… I’d like to see a new pair on my body πŸ™‚ Think I might be off to do some shopping……

  108. I’d love to see a flatter tummy, boobs that were where they were 20 years ago and the ability to wear a size 8 jean!!!

  109. ummmmmmmmm .. I need a whole new body. I am not being picky but I have lost 65 lbs and talk about extra skin..WHOA!.. lol All the jewelry is absloutely beautiful! Thanks for a great giveaway!

  110. What a great post!! These earrings are something else. =)

    I would love to change my hair. It is fine, flat and straight. I want thick hair with some volume to it. Oh and a bigger set of boobs too please. =)

    Thanks!

  111. I’ve been a fan of Harry’s earrings since you posted about them before, but now with these photos, I’m about to cash out my bank account, ummm use my credit cards and buy me a few of these gorgeous finds.

    I’d love to have a brand new body on my body.

  112. Ahhh, what gorgeous and sexy earrings!!!! I’d love to see them on my body πŸ™‚
    Right now, I’d love to see some Prada boots on my legs!

  113. I’d love to have clothes on my body that don’t scream Mommy – you know those stains and presents from your kids that you don’t notice until you’re all the way out in public and then it’s WAY TOO LATE!

  114. What I would like to see on my body would be a long, long list, I’m afraid. Easier to say what I wouldn’t like to see. I could stand to lose the last 20 years of aging that is on my body! I’d love to see a pair of these on my ears too.

  115. what would i like on my body? bingles and bangles and bracelets and such.
    blitz and glitz is my style.

  116. Definetly frim boobs oh! and a flat tummy, I could go on for days…. but these are awesome!

  117. I’d love to have a pair of Earspirals #1 extra short in 14K solid Rose Gold (1XS14KR) on my body . . . well, on my ears anyway.

  118. Ohmygoodness. I love love love these! They’re gorgeous!!!

    As for what I would like to see on my body, I would looove to see a flat stomach when I look in the mirror!

  119. Very pretty…I’d love a pair!! I wouldn’t mind seeing a couple million dollars on my body;)

  120. Those “fancies” are the prettiest things I’ve seen in a long, long time — and I do NOT get excited about jewelry. I’m in love with those!!

  121. I’d love a tan – I know, I know, bad bad bad for you, but as a white whitey-whiterson who freckles, a dark pretty even brown skin is sooooo pretty to me. And so unatainable. So I’ll settle for the jewelry:)

  122. They’re gorgeous, and yet *I* don’t own any yet. how is this possible?? πŸ˜‰ hint hint!

    lets see, what would I like ON me? My Dh’s hand. I haven’t felt it since about 5 am on mother’s day, and won’t for a couple more months. πŸ™

  123. Those are gorgeous earings! I’ve never seen them before, but they are now on all my wish lists!!

    I’d love to get rid of my tummy fat. After having 2 sets of twins, it’s just doesn’t lay flat anymore πŸ™

  124. Great Post!!!
    Wow, so many great designs!! I have wanted to try Earcuffs for a while and Harry Mason has so many pretty ones!! The Earwrap Zig Zag Multicolor Niobium is one of my favorites.
    How cool is the Sterling Silver Snake Earcuff..Love it:)

  125. Muscles. I miss them. After so much bed rest during pregnancy, my twins pretty much absorbed all of them and left me flabby. I want them back and I want them strong, all over my body. And I want a pair of these earrings to accentuate my slender neck and all the work I’ve been doing on my back (I’m getting to it … earrings first).

  126. Margaret Thurston

    Oh these earings are just beautiful. Would love to win. New to this entering sweepstakes on blogs. very different.

  127. I would love to have hair that isn’t as fine as baby’s hair, with body to maybe hold a curl. It would be nice….. ahhh to wish, then to show off some of those beautiful earrings… WOW.

  128. I’d like my hair to be longer, because when I was sixteen, I feel asleep at the beach and some guys, for a prank (I was sleeping on my stomach) cut away my long hair before I could fully wake up! I had never had it cut since I had been born! — The giveaway jewelry is just lovely, and of course enhances the hair!

  129. I would like a tattoo that changed daily according to how I felt – it would be a warning to others plus it would be kinda fun to wake up and wonder (a) where it was on my body and (b) what it was that day.

  130. I would sooooo love to have long legs! Everyone else in my family was blessed with them and I wasn’t. Just a couple more inches…please!!!

  131. I would love to have perky boobs instead of long ones,blue eyes,I have cow eyes and a tight,drop a penny and see it bounce belly.
    I can see why you are so excited about these wonderful Earspirals! I am seeing them for the first time and I am in love!
    Thanks
    matternu@aol.com

  132. Hmmm, I want bigger boobs, minus all the stretch marks. All in all, I just want a hot body! πŸ™‚

  133. i would like a toned body over mine, i would love these eaeeings, and i would also love to have a healthy body

  134. I just did the hair thing. Now I need the body tightened. As always, love your site. Thank you for the opportunity to win this fabulous prize.

  135. I would love to see less dimples, all over my body, lol! Or Jason Statham, but I have a feeling I have a better shot at the dimples :)!

  136. Veronica Garrett

    I would love to see long legs, breautiful sleek shiny skin, lush eyebrows, pert boobs with bg nipples, sexy eyes, a rimmed bush and a tattoe on my body.

  137. I would love to have longer, cuter legs. It’snot easy being 5’0″ tall… and now the doctor says I’ve shrunk a half-inch. Oh, the horror!!

  138. First time visit to your blog today…what a funny post! Off to see more…

    But, what would I like to see on my body??? How ’bout a little less tummy and butt?!

  139. Great looking earrings, great lines and excellent tones. Since I just cut my hair short for the first time in my life, I think I’ll need longer ear lobes in order to carry such beautiful earrings.
    Thanks for the chance and great post on a cool blog.

  140. Hmm, I’d like to see jeans a size smaller. Guess I should get back to the gym them and away from the ice cream in the freezer, huh? πŸ˜‰

  141. Oh! I’d love to see some of those gold swirly ear spirals on my body! (Nothing else, just ear spirals! LOL!)

  142. Ugh, I have to lose at least 70 lbs more and have been working on it for months at it now. I’ve lost 65+ before and kept that off so I know I can do it, I’m just so impatient and want it all off now.

  143. What would I like to see on my bode? Ummm, how about the year 1987. I was hot and didn’t even know it. Oh! to go back to high school and NOT wear baggy t-shirts every day! And I wonder why I didn’t date much in high school …

  144. wow…this just goes to show u that women are way to hard on themselves. I say we invent a real life photoshop. something like a shower where u step in, set the dial to porn star sexy and go. *sigh* ok so what i would like to see on my body is super perky boobies..lmbo! But with a pair of those awesome earrings hanging off my lobes whose gonna be looking at my girls??

  145. Love the ear do-bob-ees! Gorgeous!

    One thing I’d like to see on my body- Jon Bon Jovi’s sweat. :-}

  146. id love to see a deep dark tan i friggin look like casper πŸ™

    oh and my next option george clooney :)~~

  147. Oh ya, I’ll go with the firm boobs. Can I remove the stretch marks from my tummy while we’re dreaming?!! Please?!!!

  148. Ooh….I’m in love with those gorgeous earrings. I showed them to my hubby and told him about the wishlist and he told me I better create one. Yeah for me.

    If I could change my body, I would want the body that I had 20 years ago. Oh and to finally get a tan so that I could wear shorts without blinding everyone.

  149. I would love to see, on my body:
    – smooth skin
    – longer limbs
    – my ringlets back!
    – and sweet, sweet Josh Groban. LOL!

  150. After looking over the website / online shop, I have to agree with you: the $100 dollars would probably only pay for the shipping! (Just kidding!!! ???)

    Let’s see, I already have my own Anderson – only he’s a C. Anderson not Anderson C. But he’s the love of my life, so that’s just fine by me.

    As a recent breast cancer survivor, I would love to be wearing long, luxurious, silky hair and boobs that at least match! The whole ordeal shrunk me (and I was short to begin with) so I’d love to add about five inches.

    But, you know how some women can’t get enough shoes or handbags. Well, I’m that way with jewelry I can’t possibly have enough pairs of earrings (and necklaces – rings and bracelets and watches, too.) and I saw dozen’s of creations to love at Harry Mason’s.

  151. I would love bigger boobs on my body.It seems like everyone follows them wherever
    they go.Thanks for the giveaway

  152. Age and gravity have not been kind to my boobs – would love to see them higher and firmer. Would also love a pair of earspirals to draw attention upwards!

  153. I love my natural hair color, I just wish my straight hair wasn’t so frizzy!
    Goshhh this jewelry is gorgeous!!

  154. I am literally drooling over some of their earrings! What I would love to see most on my body is a trimmer tummy.

  155. Michelle Draveski

    I have not gotton myself a piece of jewlery in years, and at 40 I just had my first daughter so its time I celebrated with something nice from myselg

  156. Now that is Gorgeous stuff. I’d like to see some of those gorgeous earrings on my body. Also some thicker longer hair would be fab too.

  157. I want new boobies πŸ™‚ And a tummy tuck (I had WLS a year ago so I’m day dreaming of the day! *lol*)

  158. i want to see a tan on my body! i can’t due to skin cancer issues =( so i want beautiful tan skin

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