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I’m like Donald Trump on The Apprentice except my hair actually moves

by Creative Junkie on January 21, 2011

The days are whipping by me at the speed of life

by Creative Junkie on January 19, 2011

Weekend regurgitation: The birds and the bees and the big, fat chicken

by Creative Junkie on October 17, 2010

Throw in some tiki torches, Jeff Probst and a tribal council and we’re good to go

by Creative Junkie on October 1, 2010

How to shoot your day to hell using a teenager instead of a machine gun. It’s quicker and you avoid the hassle of a background check.

by Creative Junkie on September 29, 2010

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