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Maybe SUNY Geneseo will throw a bunch of financial aid her way if she promises NOT to go there

by Creative Junkie on January 26, 2012

Coming soon to a road near you

by Creative Junkie on July 20, 2011

By the time you finish reading this, you’ll be scratching your head and not just because I sound a little insane

by Creative Junkie on June 3, 2011

Bridesmaids: Rated R as some material may be inappropriate for those 40 and above if they’re sitting next to their teenage daughters

by Creative Junkie on June 1, 2011

It’s prom! Which is kind of like a wedding but without the bride, groom and church. And vows. Well, except for the one about celibacy, of course.

by Creative Junkie on May 25, 2011

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