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Did you know that Circque du Soleil of the tongue is the #1 leading cause of tongue ouchies?

by Creative Junkie on May 25, 2010

It’s Sixteen Candles! Except that her parents remembered. And she kept her panties.

by Creative Junkie on April 22, 2010

I can’t wait until she gets her black belt since black goes with everything

by Creative Junkie on April 12, 2010

She’s going to give the tooth fairy a hernia

by Creative Junkie on April 7, 2010

Sometimes she literally makes me see red

by Creative Junkie on March 14, 2010

Welcome to the Barfiarrhea

by Creative Junkie on February 9, 2010

Either I am an adult in a Charlie Brown special or I am simply yelling under water.

by Creative Junkie on January 18, 2010

These probably weren’t the days the 10,000 Maniacs were singing about

by Creative Junkie on January 13, 2010

One more glob of toothpaste and I’ll be moving up to #1 on the UNOS list for a larynx transplant

by Creative Junkie on January 11, 2010

Forget my uterus. I think the real reason we don’t have a third child is because I might name it Oregano. Or Poseidon.

by Creative Junkie on January 8, 2010

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