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It’s like I’m living a really crappy Lifetime movie

by Creative Junkie on October 20, 2011

Weekend regurgitation: I missed the whole point of having a rebound guy by marrying him

by Creative Junkie on February 27, 2011

I was almost going to tell you a story of how Nate enlisted the help of the Buffalo Bills and ginormous boulder holders to kill me dead

by Creative Junkie on September 21, 2010

He can demolish a cast iron tub with a sledgehammer and dip his testicles into shark infested waters. It’s the return of Project Guy.

by Creative Junkie on September 3, 2010

We are one boob grope away from a Jerry Springer highlight

by Creative Junkie on July 19, 2010

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