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Persons A and B set out at the same time, headed for X. If A travels at twice the speed of B, where will B bury A’s scrotum?

by Creative Junkie on March 1, 2010

Welcome to the Barfiarrhea

by Creative Junkie on February 9, 2010

How to accept a gift without losing a testicle or two

by Creative Junkie on December 2, 2009

Sunday regurgitation: Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart

by Creative Junkie on November 1, 2009

Would “sleeping in the midst of a revolution” look good on my resume?

by Creative Junkie on October 2, 2009

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