Thank you. And? My mother-in-law opened her mouth and a potty came flying out. Who knew?

June 14, 2011

You know how it is when you struggle with how to write something and then you type it, delete it, type it again and then delete it again? And you do this again and again and again until the eyeballs in your fingers glaze over? Been there, done that, got [...]

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Broken

June 7, 2011

Sometimes, something happens that is so sudden, so jarring, so gut-wrenchingly cruel and soul shattering, that I cannot find the funny because it’s all I can do to simply breathe. Please forgive me if I cannot find the words right now. It might be awhile before I do. If you [...]

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Weekend regurgitation: Musings on Lady GaGa in the outfield

June 5, 2011

I’ve mentioned before that Mother Nature has been busy peeing all over our area for about two months now. Yesterday was no different and found us sitting for an hour and a half in the cold, pouring rain, watching Helena’s softball game. Any other year, the game would have been [...]

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By the time you finish reading this, you’ll be scratching your head and not just because I sound a little insane

June 3, 2011

Softball season is upon us once again and you know what that means! Time to get my panties all tightly wadded up into a bunch over helmets! Yay! Anytime I can wad my panties into a bunch without having to actually remove them to pee or have sex or get [...]

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Bridesmaids: Rated R as some material may be inappropriate for those 40 and above if they’re sitting next to their teenage daughters

June 1, 2011

I took Zoe to see an R-rated movie for the first time last Friday night because (1) she was the legal age, having turned seventeen over a month ago; and (2) she actually asked to see it with me instead of with her friends and it was either take her [...]

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