If you make a living as a chauffeur for fecal matter, I guess you had better have a sense of humor

September 29, 2011

Yesterday, it took me one hour to drive one mile YES I SAID ONE FREAKING MILE and I don’t even live in LA. I live in western New York where Route 590 is a goddamn, filthy cesspool of traffic jam every morning. Periodically, while at yet another dead stop, I’d [...]

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I’m still here. Kind of.

September 12, 2011

It’s been a couple of months now since my life was decimated by an F5 tornado. Figuratively, I mean. Not literally. We typically don’t have tornadoes in my neck of the western New York woods. However, we did have a freak earthquake here the other week! But I didn’t really [...]

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Much to my surprise, I did not accidentally asphyxiate my ass

August 18, 2011

A summary of what I’ve been up to this past month. Just in case anyone thought I fell off the face of the planet! Not that I didn’t seriously consider it. Kidding! Kind of. *********************************** I didn’t fall off the face of the planet. I worked on my resume. This [...]

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Coming soon to a road near you

July 20, 2011

Every so often I allow myself one feeding frenzy at the all-you-can-eat lunacy trough, just so I can get in touch with my own inner batshit crazy and make sure it’s still up to challenge. The last thing I want is my batshit crazy to languish and atrophy because I [...]

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I’ve got so many flecks of Dusty Moss in my hair, I look like a premenopausal chia pet. And I feel just like an emotionally unstable Van Gogh, except I typed this with two ears.

July 1, 2011

I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’ve been busy having an emotional breakdown or two. Or thirty. God, those things are exhausting. But I take a breather every so often to paint! Painting is so much more constructive than losing my shit, even if it is sweatier. No portraits [...]

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