I’m still here. Kind of.

September 12, 2011

It’s been a couple of months now since my life was decimated by an F5 tornado. Figuratively, I mean. Not literally. We typically don’t have tornadoes in my neck of the western New York woods. However, we did have a freak earthquake here the other week! But I didn’t really [...]

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Much to my surprise, I did not accidentally asphyxiate my ass

August 18, 2011

A summary of what I’ve been up to this past month. Just in case anyone thought I fell off the face of the planet! Not that I didn’t seriously consider it. Kidding! Kind of. *********************************** I didn’t fall off the face of the planet. I worked on my resume. This [...]

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Coming soon to a road near you

July 20, 2011

Every so often I allow myself one feeding frenzy at the all-you-can-eat lunacy trough, just so I can get in touch with my own inner batshit crazy and make sure it’s still up to challenge. The last thing I want is my batshit crazy to languish and atrophy because I [...]

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I’ve got so many flecks of Dusty Moss in my hair, I look like a premenopausal chia pet. And I feel just like an emotionally unstable Van Gogh, except I typed this with two ears.

July 1, 2011

I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’ve been busy having an emotional breakdown or two. Or thirty. God, those things are exhausting. But I take a breather every so often to paint! Painting is so much more constructive than losing my shit, even if it is sweatier. No portraits [...]

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Thank you. And? My mother-in-law opened her mouth and a potty came flying out. Who knew?

June 14, 2011

You know how it is when you struggle with how to write something and then you type it, delete it, type it again and then delete it again? And you do this again and again and again until the eyeballs in your fingers glaze over? Been there, done that, got [...]

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