If I’m not back in two days, think of me fondly

February 18, 2010

I’m off on my very first pilgrimage.
My maiden voyage.
A journey, if you will.
To a destination filled with spiritual enlightenment.
A place of deep meditation
And reflection.
Mecca.
Where I will stand in the presence of greatness.
And then fall to my knees to give thanks
And pray for inner peace and eternal salvation.
Where I will find [...]

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Our family is growing by leaps and bounds

February 16, 2010

Meet our two newest members:

This little guy is Oliver. Oliver will be joining our humble abode in a little over two weeks. He’s six weeks old right now and the other day, the girls and I went to visit him and all of his siblings and as often happens when [...]

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I want to go everwhere with everyone

February 15, 2010

One of the best things about hosting a giveaway is reading everyone’s entries! Every time my inbox *beeps* at me with an entry, it’s like opening Forrest Gump’s box of chocolates. I never know what I’m going to get, but I know I’m going to enjoy it.
A little trivia for [...]

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Sunday regurgitation: A Love Bug of a different kind

February 14, 2010

You still have some time to win the $100 shopping spree to Harry Mason Designer Jewelry. So, if you want to make your ears kiss you long and hard, enter HERE. Ends tonight at 9pm eastern! OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Nate bought the girls and [...]

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Ears deserve some pretty Valentines too! It’s *GIVEAWAY* time!

February 11, 2010

If you read my blog, you know how strongly I feel about Harry Mason and his earrings. And if you don’t? Well, shame on you. Now go sit in a corner and write at least one hundred times I WILL READ THIS BLOG EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY [...]

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Are your ears vibrating with excitement?

February 11, 2010

Maybe they know something the rest of your body doesn’t?
Like maybe … it’s Valentine’s Day this weekend?
And that maybe to celebrate, a certain prolific jewelry designer has an itchin’ to give something away?
And that maybe he’s going to scratch that itch right here on my blog?
And that maybe this analogy [...]

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Welcome to the Barfiarrhea

February 9, 2010

Do me a favor, will you?
The next time I decide to do something so asinine that it defies all reason like, say, oh, I don’t know … post on my blog that everyone in my family is healthy and no one is puking?
Feel free to come on over, drag me [...]

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Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog

February 7, 2010

If you’ve been reading this blog for awhile, you know that I don’t post videos very often. I usually prefer to enthrall you with you all of the fascinating stuff going on with my family, my house, my head and/or my body at any given moment, even though with that [...]

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Super Bowl Sunday Regurgitation a/k/a UGH. Is it Monday yet?

February 6, 2010

The Super Bowl is on today and I can barely contain my excitement.
Hang on a sec while I wake up.
*CHOKE*
*GASP*
*GAG*
Oh my God, I think I just swallowed a bug in mid-yawn. That’s probably at least one Weight Watcher point right there.
Reason #236 why I hate football.
I like Sundays in general [...]

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I have grown children I never knew about working at Verizon and Best Buy

February 5, 2010

My mother turns 79 today. Happy Birthday, Mom!
She’s buying herself a digital camera.
Can I just get a collective OH MY GOD, STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF?
This is the same woman who, thanks to my dad who came up with the idea in the first place, now has [...]

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