A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to give blow jobs!”
“Blow jobs?” the woman exclaimed.
“It hasn’t been proven but we’ve sold thirty of them this month, so far,” he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and hey, if it was true … no more blow jobs for her!
She bought the frog.
When she explained the frog’s ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and simply laughed it off.
Nevertheless, the woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog engrossed in reading cookbooks.
“What are you two doing up at this hour?” she demanded.
The husband replied, “If I can teach him to cook … you’re gone.”
(courtesy of my dirty minded friend, Deb Wisker)
Just a quickie today, everyone! We all need a quickie every once in awhile, don’t you think? At least, that’s what Nate keeps telling me.
Happy Labor Day!
And to those who do not celebrate Labor Day … Happy Monday!