Yes and No
No, Santa and his MasterCard did not earn hernias this year. Yes, Santa was really smart and stayed within budget and wrapped everything in oversized
December 28, 2010
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I’m knee deep in mashed potatoes and my ankles never looked so delicious
I just seeded a pomegranate by beating the snot out of it with a tenderizer mallet and now my hands and kitchen look like I
December 24, 2010
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Dear Santa, can I please have a shiny new elf to hump for Christmas?
Dear Santa, HI! HI! HI! *lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick* *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff
December 17, 2010
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Christmas Eve is going to be awesome! I just hope I don’t kill Santa
A quickie multiple choice question for you: It’s Christmas Eve. What am I doing right now? Standing in the middle of my kitchen, trying to
December 24, 2009
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It’s that time of year again …
The leaves have all fallen and regrouped into big puddles of putrid brown, fetid glop all over our lawn and driveway. Helena doesn’t jump in
November 14, 2008
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