One more glob of toothpaste and I’ll be moving up to #1 on the UNOS list for a larynx transplant
When my brother and I were younger, we were rarely grounded. Not because we were angels, since we weren’t anything of the kind if smearing
When my brother and I were younger, we were rarely grounded. Not because we were angels, since we weren’t anything of the kind if smearing
Mom: This room is a pigsty. Last I checked, we are not pigs. We are humans. How can you stand it? The both of you