Why couldn’t Barbie have just given Ken a lap dance and walked away like a good girl?
Thanks to a play date ten years ago at which Barbie and Ken got nekkid and busy, I was put into a situation where I
June 29, 2009
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Month: June 2009
Sunday regurgitation: Home is where the heart is. Or the laundry. Whichever
For those of you wondering why Sunday is throwing up, fear not. Sunday Regurgitation occurs every Sunday, when I link a prior post of mine,
June 28, 2009
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It’s not easy being eight
Being eight is hard. Between the play dates and the softball games and the gymnastics and the sleepovers and the swimming, it’s a little overwhelming.
June 26, 2009
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I did and I’d “I DO” all over again
Tomorrow is Nate’s and my tenth anniversary and while I’ve always wanted to reinvent something, like a washing machine that doesn’t eat only the left
June 24, 2009
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How about some buttocks for dinner?
Look what I did! Look what I did! I cooked something out of nothing! I can’t believe it. The last time I cooked something out
June 22, 2009
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