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August 2009

I think my face should get a purple heart

by Creative Junkie on August 31, 2009

Sunday regurgitation: What do laundry and a tongue have in common? Besides being wet?

by Creative Junkie on August 30, 2009

So, excercise did not kill me. My entire belief system is shaken to its core.

by Creative Junkie on August 28, 2009

The Twelve Days Left of Summer (sung to The Twelve Days of Christmas)

by Creative Junkie on August 26, 2009

Is eargasm even a word? It should be.

by Creative Junkie on August 24, 2009

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