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July 2010

We are one boob grope away from a Jerry Springer highlight

by Creative Junkie on July 19, 2010

Weekend regurgitation: It’s either this or a stake through the heart and this is a lot less bloody

by Creative Junkie on July 17, 2010

We’re like The Cosby Show except paler and not as prolific

by Creative Junkie on July 16, 2010

Taking the bull by the horns is not all it’s cracked up to be

by Creative Junkie on July 13, 2010

It’s official. Nickelodeon has done gone lost its mind.

by Creative Junkie on July 12, 2010

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