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Why can’t the D.O.T. pave our highways with antacids instead of gravel? Then this crap wouldn’t happen to me.

by Creative Junkie on April 1, 2011

Quiz time! Their shit or their weight: which one do women lose faster than men?

by Creative Junkie on February 16, 2011

My parents’ TV is going Helen Keller all over me

by Creative Junkie on October 27, 2010

It’s like Weekend Update! Except it’s not Saturday night and I’m better looking than Seth Meyers. I think.

by Creative Junkie on October 22, 2010

A pictorial essay on why my bi-polar bladder should be arrested for arson

by Creative Junkie on October 6, 2010

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