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Weight loss: I’m half the woman I used to be

by Creative Junkie on June 14, 2010

She’s going to give the tooth fairy a hernia

by Creative Junkie on April 7, 2010

I have athlete’s feet! Without fungus.

by Creative Junkie on January 31, 2010

I feel like a Biggest Loser on my treadmill, and not in a good way

by Creative Junkie on January 25, 2010

Here lie my muscles since they’re too lazy to stand. May they RIP because that’s all they know.

by Creative Junkie on November 23, 2009

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