She’s going to give the tooth fairy a hernia
At Helena’s last dental appointment, her dentist observed that as Helena was almost ten years old, she would soon begin losing another round of baby
April 7, 2010
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I have athlete’s feet! Without fungus.
Yesterday, I flew off my treadmill for the last and final time and as I was sitting there on the cement floor looking about wildly
January 31, 2010
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I feel like a Biggest Loser on my treadmill, and not in a good way
Exercising to lose weight is like someone strapping a two ton smelly gorilla onto your back and six inch stilettos onto your feet, right before
January 25, 2010
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Here lie my muscles since they’re too lazy to stand. May they RIP because that’s all they know.
This past spring, summer and early fall, I was briskly walking an average of two miles a day around my neighborhood, in a desperate attempt
November 23, 2009
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PMS: Pretty Much Screwed
It’s approaching mid-October, time for another episode of Emotions Gone Wild which airs monthly and features my emotions jumping hurdles the size of Mt. Everest
October 12, 2009
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