Me

I’LL BE BACK. I typed that in my best Terminator voice. Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud, if he wasn’t busy having illegitimate children with the staff.

by Creative Junkie on December 19, 2011

If you make a living as a chauffeur for fecal matter, I guess you had better have a sense of humor

by Creative Junkie on September 29, 2011

Coming soon to a road near you

by Creative Junkie on July 20, 2011

I’ve got so many flecks of Dusty Moss in my hair, I look like a premenopausal chia pet. And I feel just like an emotionally unstable Van Gogh, except I typed this with two ears.

by Creative Junkie on July 1, 2011

Thank you. And? My mother-in-law opened her mouth and a potty came flying out. Who knew?

by Creative Junkie on June 14, 2011

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