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It’s official. Nickelodeon has done gone lost its mind.

by Creative Junkie on July 12, 2010

How I lost weight on Weight Watchers without losing my mind – Part 2 of 2

by Creative Junkie on June 22, 2010

How I lost weight on Weight Watchers without losing my mind – Part 1 of 2

by Creative Junkie on June 17, 2010

Weight loss: I’m half the woman I used to be

by Creative Junkie on June 14, 2010

I fear the good people at Nickelodeon are off their meds

by Creative Junkie on May 23, 2010

I suppose it’s no surprise that I always sucked at bumper cars

by Creative Junkie on May 20, 2010

In my defense, the curb was only 3 inches high. It’s not like we needed a parachute or anything.

by Creative Junkie on May 13, 2010

I’m for sale! I take cash, PayPal or nookie with Anderson Cooper

by Creative Junkie on May 6, 2010

43 years old? Is that, like, 130 in Mom years?

by Creative Junkie on April 15, 2010

I’m almost famous and will sort of live forever. All without sleeping with a vampire! Oh, and I’m giving something away too!

by Creative Junkie on March 18, 2010

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