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Weekend regurgitation: Why my incentive just might stab me in my sleep

by Creative Junkie on January 30, 2011

The little voice inside my head committed battery and will probably die of emphysema all because a stupid vampire broke my windshield

by Creative Junkie on January 28, 2011

The days are whipping by me at the speed of life

by Creative Junkie on January 19, 2011

Weekend regurgitation: I don’t care what they say, Anderson Cooper can fix my plumbing anytime

by Creative Junkie on January 16, 2011

I got hit on in the Wegmans parking lot and my hip almost died

by Creative Junkie on January 7, 2011

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