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Weekend regurgitation: Apparently, parallel parking is a necessary evil. Kind of like Spanx, except not as sweaty.

by Creative Junkie on May 15, 2011

They are as deadly as they are opposable and they should probably be registered as lethal weapons

by Creative Junkie on May 4, 2011

Out of the mouths of babes

by Creative Junkie on April 20, 2011

A few shout outs

by Creative Junkie on March 30, 2011

I’m thinking of having this as my ring tone

by Creative Junkie on March 9, 2011

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