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Weekend regurgitation: Pier 1 and unprotected sex

by Creative Junkie on November 28, 2010

Another multiple choice quickie! The “I Am Not A Whore” edition. Or, the “Do Not Blog With Allergies” edition.

by Creative Junkie on September 24, 2010

I was almost going to tell you a story of how Nate enlisted the help of the Buffalo Bills and ginormous boulder holders to kill me dead

by Creative Junkie on September 21, 2010

Shopping with short octogenarians

by Creative Junkie on August 5, 2010

STUFF I LOVE: My Brighton watch. It’s pretty and it covers up the spot where aliens branded me

by Creative Junkie on June 10, 2010

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