Shopping

If hairy little vermin ever attack us, they are in for a world of hurt. And by world, I mean the really tiny, miniature kind where primordial dwarfs are considered giants.

by Creative Junkie on May 27, 2010

Next time we’ll drive three miles to PetSmart and shell out $20

by Creative Junkie on April 20, 2010

Sunday regurgitation: someone take that itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini out back and shoot it

by Creative Junkie on April 10, 2010

Where I compare someone I admire to rubber pants and a flatulent boat

by Creative Junkie on April 5, 2010

Persons A and B set out at the same time, headed for X. If A travels at twice the speed of B, where will B bury A’s scrotum?

by Creative Junkie on March 1, 2010

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