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STUFF I LOVE: My Brighton watch. It’s pretty and it covers up the spot where aliens branded me

by Creative Junkie on June 10, 2010

If hairy little vermin ever attack us, they are in for a world of hurt. And by world, I mean the really tiny, miniature kind where primordial dwarfs are considered giants.

by Creative Junkie on May 27, 2010

Next time we’ll drive three miles to PetSmart and shell out $20

by Creative Junkie on April 20, 2010

Sunday regurgitation: someone take that itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini out back and shoot it

by Creative Junkie on April 10, 2010

Where I compare someone I admire to rubber pants and a flatulent boat

by Creative Junkie on April 5, 2010

Persons A and B set out at the same time, headed for X. If A travels at twice the speed of B, where will B bury A’s scrotum?

by Creative Junkie on March 1, 2010

If we had an IKEA near us, you guys wouldn’t have all this uncertainty

by Creative Junkie on February 21, 2010

If I’m not back in two days, think of me fondly

by Creative Junkie on February 18, 2010

I have athlete’s feet! Without fungus.

by Creative Junkie on January 31, 2010

I think the North Pole and Pier 1 were separated at birth

by Creative Junkie on November 17, 2009

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