I’m still here. Kind of.
It’s been a couple of months now since my life was decimated by an F5 tornado. Figuratively, I mean. Not literally. We typically don’t have
September 12, 2011
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Much to my surprise, I did not accidentally asphyxiate my ass
A summary of what I’ve been up to this past month. Just in case anyone thought I fell off the face of the planet! Not
August 18, 2011
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Kids
Coming soon to a road near you
Every so often I allow myself one feeding frenzy at the all-you-can-eat lunacy trough, just so I can get in touch with my own inner
July 20, 2011
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I’ve got so many flecks of Dusty Moss in my hair, I look like a premenopausal chia pet. And I feel just like an emotionally unstable Van Gogh, except I typed this with two ears.
I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’ve been busy having an emotional breakdown or two. Or thirty. God, those things are exhausting. But I
July 1, 2011
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Thank you. And? My mother-in-law opened her mouth and a potty came flying out. Who knew?
You know how it is when you struggle with how to write something and then you type it, delete it, type it again and then
June 14, 2011
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