Just thought I’d clarify that for anyone wondering why I thought it necessary to dedicate an entire day to celebrating hooha hygiene. As for that
Between my cold sores and my bladder infections, misery abounds in at least one orifice at any given moment, provided the earth is still round.
Velma moved in last night and her fat, putrid, fetid ass is now entrenched on my lip, blowing it up to twice its size. She’s
Nearly four years ago, I awoke on a Monday morning to discover that the entire right side of my face was frozen. Nothing moved, from
Are you familiar with the saying “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger?” If you replace the last part with “makes you writhe in pain,