And I’m not talking hanky panky.
Unless, of course, you’re Anderson Cooper in which case, I’m totally talking hanky panky! Hi Anderson! ((waving furiously)) … Call me!
For the rest of you … I’m talking giveaway!
Meet me here tomorrow and let’s see if you’ve got a little bit of Irish luck running through your veins, shall we?
Until then, in the words of an anonymous and possibly drunk Irishman:
As you slide down the banister of life,
may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
And in the words of an anonymous and sober Greek blogging woman: