The above image is a photo of which of the following:
- Reasonable suspicion that Jack the Ripper is alive and well and practicing on my Pfaltzgraff
- Nate’s last meal
- Defense Exhibit #1 in State of New York vs. Woman Driven Completely Batshit Insane by Husband Who Insists on Cutting Spaghetti With the Ferocious Intensity of a Rabid Beaver
- All of the above
Answer: (4) All of the above.
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