Tag: Home Depot


Happy birthday, Peanut. My apathetic, expressionless, indifferent little ten year old. My stoic, impassive, uncommunicative, emotionless, vacuous, lackluster, bespectacled closed book, encapsulated in a wet

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Here cometh Project Guy

For her fourteenth birthday, Zoe wanted her bedroom redone, as in repainted with a new comforter, throw pillows, curtains and a complete living room ensemble.

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Date night at Home Depot

Remember when you were first dating, you’d go out for a romantic dinner with candlelight, cloth napkins, unchipped plates and sturdy silverware? Spending hours just

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