Tomorrow is better than yesterday

I so appreciate all of your comments and emails and messages with regard to yesterday’s post. They reminded me once again that while the Internet is often times distant and detached, it can surprise you by getting up close and personal just when you need it to the most. Thank you so much for the warm fuzzies and squooshy hugs. They were just what I needed.

I’m putting on my big girl panties and dealing with whatever life sees fit to throw at me because that’s what mothers and wives and females in general do, right? We woman up. All hail the power of the hoo ha!

I want you to know that I’m perfectly aware that that sounded a lot better in my head than it does on my blog.

Moving on … tomorrow I’m having a giveaway and it directly concerns two specific parts of your body. Which ones, you ask? A few hints:

  • They come in pairs.
  • They are incredibly sensitive.
  • They stick out from your body.
  • They come in all shapes and sizes.
  • Men seem inordinately drawn to them.
  • One is usually bigger than the other.
  • You can dangle stuff from them and even twirl them in different directions if you’re really talented.

Find out tomorrow, bright and early!



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8 thoughts on “Tomorrow is better than yesterday”

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    Ooooh! I know what it is! I know, I know, I *totally* know!

    But I won’t tell. I also probably won’t win, because so far in my life 2011 has sucked great, big, giant, hairy orangutan balls and even when life isn’t that bad, hates me.

    I’ll be back tomorrow……………………. and I’m still waiting on a lunch date, ahem.

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    The Internet isn’t an impersonal place, it’s all ears!

    Sure, there are some people on it who might be detached or distant, but if you put your ear to the ground, you’ll find the treasures who will personally interact with you.

    Just like other relationships, it’s all about listening with open ears, respecting them, appreciating them, and sharing yourself as well.

    I’m glad to hear (<-see what I did there? I didn't want to go overboard!) that you are feeling a bit better today, so that we won't have to give you an earful! (And right over the line…)

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    All I’m saying is that your giveaway BETTER be for a Wacoal bra cuz I need a new one. And those suckers are expensive. But worth EVERY penny. But I can’t afford to buy a new one right now.

    I have a 6 year old’s birthday party to save up for because she wants a surprise Disney Princesses party and she wants a Tinkerbell costume to wear to said SURPRISE party.

    And she wants to invite her whole kindergarten class PLUS her old preschool class. We have ONE bathroom. That ain’t gonna work at all.

    Oh and I need to buy her a bigger bed. Which means I have to buy her a mattress and box springs. And those don’t come for free…and…and…where was I?

    Oh yeah, glad today was better than yesterday. And can you please tell me if Big Girl panties are comfy? I may try them if they are. And as long as I don’t get a giant wedgie from them. Cuz that would BLOW. Just sayin’.

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