Category: Health

So, excercise did not kill me. My entire belief system is shaken to its core.

I’ve been taking a brisk two mile walk a few times a week since June and by brisk, I mean that I walk fast enough

August 28, 2009 20 Comments

Lip service

Hey everyone! I’d like you to meet Hildegard, my newest house guest: Hi Hildy! You’re looking particularly repugnant this morning, I must say. For those

June 17, 2009 64 Comments

I’ll see your zit and raise you my face.

Zoe is angry at me because I wouldn’t let her miss school today just because she has a ginormous zit that has set up camp

March 6, 2009 38 Comments

Warning: Orange pee and obscenity ahead. Proceed with caution.

I’m currently nursing my … let’s see … dammit, I ran out of fingers and toes so I can’t count that high, so let’s just

January 30, 2009 35 Comments