So, excercise did not kill me. My entire belief system is shaken to its core. I’ve been taking a brisk two mile walk a few times a week since June and by brisk, I mean that I walk fast enough Read More » August 28, 2009 20 Comments
Lip service Hey everyone! I’d like you to meet Hildegard, my newest house guest: Hi Hildy! You’re looking particularly repugnant this morning, I must say. For those Read More » June 17, 2009 63 Comments
I’ll see your zit and raise you my face. Zoe is angry at me because I wouldn’t let her miss school today just because she has a ginormous zit that has set up camp Read More » March 6, 2009 38 Comments
Warning: Orange pee and obscenity ahead. Proceed with caution. I’m currently nursing my … let’s see … dammit, I ran out of fingers and toes so I can’t count that high, so let’s just Read More » January 30, 2009 35 Comments