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That’s me, bitch-slapping 2011 to the curb where, if there is a God, it will be run over by an endless herd of confused, pissed-off, incontinent,
December 30, 2011
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I’ve got so many flecks of Dusty Moss in my hair, I look like a premenopausal chia pet. And I feel just like an emotionally unstable Van Gogh, except I typed this with two ears.
I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately. I’ve been busy having an emotional breakdown or two. Or thirty. God, those things are exhausting. But I
July 1, 2011
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I could use a Mother’s Day at least once a month. Twice during football season.
Breakfast in bed … my favorite oatmeal, made just the way I like it. Served around 9:00 a.m. And it was even warm. A handmade
May 9, 2011
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The day I call my uterus in the retirement home to thank it
It’s Mother’s Day! The one day out of the year when my husband and my kids are bound by law to celebrate my stretch marks.
May 8, 2011
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Today is …
… Easter Sunday, a day that holds little significance for me as I am not particularly religious. However, I am married to a good Catholic
April 24, 2011
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